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21-11-2016, 12:10 AM
10 Best Things About a Trump Presidency!
Credit where credit is due, this is ripped entirely from the Cognitive Dissonance podcast. Thumbsup

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The Top 10 Best Things About a Trump Presidency




10. Possibly a Reformed Democratic National Party

There is a chance we could have some real reform there, that doesn't include shitty emails behind the scenes that alienate a candidate. Hopefully the DNC looks a little better and grows stronger from this.



9. Oldest Sitting President Ever.

This will be the hardest job he has ever had, and he'll be the oldest sitting President ever. After a year in office, he will look like Pizza the Hutt.

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8. Predictable First Lady

The First Lady's cause is going to be childhood obesity, because she's going to copy everything from Michelle. She's also going to do 'Turn Up For What' video, in broken English (because she's an immigrant).



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(He's going to deport his wife... Laughat )



7. Motivated Fence-Sitters

Fence-sitters are going to be motivated by Trump's racism, sexism, environmentalism, and anti-immigration stuff. If this stuff comes to pass, which I'm actually hoping it doesn't, but if he does he's going to motivate a much larger base against him. Or the people who voted for him hoping he'd do one thing (drain the swamp) and instead did another (filled it with man-eating piranhas instead). There's a very good possibility that he won't do all of the anti-corruption and anti-establishment stuff, but still do all of the other horrible shit you were willing to put up with so long as he promised to 'fix' Washington.



6. "Thanks Trump!"

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We now get to say "Thanks Trump!" whenever anything goes wrong for the next 4 years. That'll be nice.



5. The Private Sector

The private sector is going to have to pickup the slack left by the government. Now imagine what a good private sector solution combined with a motivated government, on say the environment, with the next Presidency? Shit could potentially really turn around, and turn around fast.



4. Live Tweeting the State of the Union Address

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It's going to be great, so great, you have no idea how great it's going to be.



3. End of the Pizza Debate

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Chicago style is Barack Obama, New York style is Trump. We fucking won that war, and we never want to hear that shit again. Chicago style is one million percent better, end of discussion.



2. A United Opposition

Huge groups of people, especially women in general. Million Woman March on Washington.



1. 46th President of the United States - Elizabeth Warren

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Aw yes! Fuck Yes! That is dick hardeningly awesome. That would be spectacular.

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21-11-2016, 01:06 AM
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#11 Americans will be able to say they have a... Trump card
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21-11-2016, 06:26 AM
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They're just wrong about #3. Chicago-style pizza is nearly inedible.
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21-11-2016, 08:30 AM
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As much as I hate to say a Trump presidency is good for anything, in my case it will be good for my bottom line. I’ll probably funnel a good deal of that money to scientific causes. Yes

And no, Chicago style “pizza” isn’t really pizza, it is a burrito-like, faux-Italian creation that came about when someone was looking into their refrigerator for something to eat and started throwing leftovers into a bread-like tortilla, baked it and called it food. Drinking Beverage

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21-11-2016, 08:31 AM
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(21-11-2016 06:26 AM)unfogged Wrote:  They're just wrong about #3. Chicago-style pizza is nearly inedible.
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Personally I voted third party.

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All hail Detroit style deep-dish!

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21-11-2016, 08:37 AM
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Taken out of context, I don't think I'd have recognized the pizza on the left as being pizza at all. I learned something new today.
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21-11-2016, 08:41 AM
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(21-11-2016 08:31 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  All hail Detroit style deep-dish!

Heretic! Thin crust is the One True Pizza. Deep dish pizza is an abomination from the pits of hell.

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21-11-2016, 08:42 AM (This post was last modified: 21-11-2016 08:50 AM by EvolutionKills.)
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(21-11-2016 08:37 AM)Aliza Wrote:  Taken out of context, I don't think I'd have recognized the pizza on the left as being pizza at all. I learned something new today.

They call it a pizza, but it is almost more of a pizza-esque casserole.

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But it can also vary greatly from pizzeria to pizzeria.

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21-11-2016, 09:21 AM
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(21-11-2016 08:41 AM)unfogged Wrote:  
(21-11-2016 08:31 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  All hail Detroit style deep-dish!

Heretic! Thin crust is the One True Pizza. Deep dish pizza is an abomination from the pits of hell.

Agreed deep dish is rancid vomit.
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21-11-2016, 09:23 AM
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The first First Lady with nude photos on the interwebz. Thumbsup

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