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21-11-2016, 09:26 AM
RE: 10 Best Things About a Trump Presidency!
(21-11-2016 08:42 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(21-11-2016 08:37 AM)Aliza Wrote:  Taken out of context, I don't think I'd have recognized the pizza on the left as being pizza at all. I learned something new today.

They call it a pizza, but it is almost more of a pizza-esque casserole.

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But it can also vary greatly from pizzeria to pizzeria.

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Isn't that just round lasagna?

Let me get this straight, because I'm not much of a pizza person, the deep dish is Chicago and the thin crust is New York? Is that correct?

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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21-11-2016, 09:50 AM (This post was last modified: 21-11-2016 10:11 AM by Dark Light.)
RE: 10 Best Things About a Trump Presidency!
The Top 10 Best Things About a Trump Presidency




10. Possibly a Reformed Democratic National Party

There is a chance we could have some real reform there, that doesn't include shitty emails behind the scenes that alienate a candidate. Hopefully the DNC looks a little better and grows stronger from this.

Hopefully a reformed political parties across the board, and maybe even an opportunity for another party or two to compete next election (granted, unlikely).


9. Oldest Sitting President Ever.

This will be the hardest job he has ever had, and he'll be the oldest sitting President ever. After a year in office, he will look like Pizza the Hutt.

Unlikely. Trump is the oldest President-Elect ever...but Ronald Reagan served until a few days before his 78th birthday. Your statement includes the assumption that he will be re-elected. I don't think he will.



8. Predictable First Lady

The First Lady's cause is going to be childhood obesity, because she's going to copy everything from Michelle. She's also going to do 'Turn Up For What' video, in broken English (because she's an immigrant).

She is saying it will be cyberbullying.

(He's going to deport his wife... Laughat )

And he has only ever supported deporting illegal immigrants. His wife isn't an illegal immigrant. She isn't even the first immigrant First Lady.




7. Motivated Fence-Sitters

Fence-sitters are going to be motivated by Trump's racism, sexism, environmentalism, and anti-immigration stuff. If this stuff comes to pass, which I'm actually hoping it doesn't, but if he does he's going to motivate a much larger base against him. Or the people who voted for him hoping he'd do one thing (drain the swamp) and instead did another (filled it with man-eating piranhas instead). There's a very good possibility that he won't do all of the anti-corruption and anti-establishment stuff, but still do all of the other horrible shit you were willing to put up with so long as he promised to 'fix' Washington.

Thumbsup

6. "Thanks Trump!"

We now get to say "Thanks Trump!" whenever anything goes wrong for the next 4 years. That'll be nice.

Unfortunately "Thanks Obama" was a satirical joke for the most part. Trumps will be less so.

5. The Private Sector

The private sector is going to have to pickup the slack left by the government. Now imagine what a good private sector solution combined with a motivated government, on say the environment, with the next Presidency? Shit could potentially really turn around, and turn around fast.

Privatizing can be a good thing IMO. I've worked for the government for a decade in one capacity or another. It's as inefficient as the rumors say...if not more so. Policies based on the assumption that global warming is a scam is the real thing to be worried about.

4. Live Tweeting the State of the Union Address

It's going to be great, so great, you have no idea how great it's going to be.

Tongue

3. End of the Pizza Debate


Chicago style is Barack Obama, New York style is Trump. We fucking won that war, and we never want to hear that shit again. Chicago style is one million percent better, end of discussion.

What the actual fuck is wrong with you? Chicago style!?

2. A United Opposition

Huge groups of people, especially women in general. Million Woman March on Washington.

Maybe if he actually pursues overturning abortion laws. As it stands, women turned up in the polls for Trump in pretty big numbers.


1. 46th President of the United States - Elizabeth Warren

Aw yes! Fuck Yes! That is dick hardeningly awesome. That would be spectacular.
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Nope. Just Nope. Better than Clinton? Yes. Better than Trump? Yes. Dick hardingly awesome? Not with a handful of Viagra.

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21-11-2016, 10:03 AM
RE: 10 Best Things About a Trump Presidency!
(21-11-2016 09:50 AM)Dark Light Wrote:  The Top 10 Best Things About a Trump Presidency




10. Possibly a Reformed Democratic National Party

There is a chance we could have some real reform there, that doesn't include shitty emails behind the scenes that alienate a candidate. Hopefully the DNC looks a little better and grows stronger from this.

Hopefully a reformed political parties across the board, and maybe even an opportunity for another party or two to compete next election (granted, unlikely).


9. Oldest Sitting President Ever.

This will be the hardest job he has ever had, and he'll be the oldest sitting President ever. After a year in office, he will look like Pizza the Hutt.

Unlikely. Trump is the oldest President-Elect ever...but Ronald Reagan served until a few days before his 78th birthday. Your statement includes the assumption that he will be re-elected. I don't think he will.



8. Predictable First Lady

The First Lady's cause is going to be childhood obesity, because she's going to copy everything from Michelle. She's also going to do 'Turn Up For What' video, in broken English (because she's an immigrant).

She is saying it will be cyberbullying.

(He's going to deport his wife... Laughat )

And he has only ever supported deporting illegal immigrants. His wife isn't an illegal immigrant. She isn't even the first immigrant First Lady.




7. Motivated Fence-Sitters

Fence-sitters are going to be motivated by Trump's racism, sexism, environmentalism, and anti-immigration stuff. If this stuff comes to pass, which I'm actually hoping it doesn't, but if he does he's going to motivate a much larger base against him. Or the people who voted for him hoping he'd do one thing (drain the swamp) and instead did another (filled it with man-eating piranhas instead). There's a very good possibility that he won't do all of the anti-corruption and anti-establishment stuff, but still do all of the other horrible shit you were willing to put up with so long as he promised to 'fix' Washington.

Thumbsup

6. "Thanks Trump!"

We now get to say "Thanks Trump!" whenever anything goes wrong for the next 4 years. That'll be nice.

Unfortunately "Thanks Obama" was a satirical joke for the most part. Trumps will be less so.

5. The Private Sector

The private sector is going to have to pickup the slack left by the government. Now imagine what a good private sector solution combined with a motivated government, on say the environment, with the next Presidency? Shit could potentially really turn around, and turn around fast.

Privatizing can be a good thing IMO. I've worked for the government for a decade in one capacity or another. It's as efficient as the rumors say...if not more so. Policies based on the assumption that global warming is a scam is the real thing to be worried about.

4. Live Tweeting the State of the Union Address

It's going to be great, so great, you have no idea how great it's going to be.

Tongue

3. End of the Pizza Debate


Chicago style is Barack Obama, New York style is Trump. We fucking won that war, and we never want to hear that shit again. Chicago style is one million percent better, end of discussion.

What the actual fuck is wrong with you? Chicago style!?

2. A United Opposition

Huge groups of people, especially women in general. Million Woman March on Washington.

Maybe if he actually pursues overturning abortion laws. As it stands, women turned up in the polls for Trump in pretty big numbers.


1. 46th President of the United States - Elizabeth Warren

Aw yes! Fuck Yes! That is dick hardeningly awesome. That would be spectacular.


Nope. Just Nope. Better than Clinton? Yes. Better than Trump? Yes. Dick hardingly awesome? Not with a handful of Viagra.

Remember this the next time I take the piss out of something you write. Dodgy

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21-11-2016, 10:09 AM
RE: 10 Best Things About a Trump Presidency!
(21-11-2016 10:03 AM)EvolutionKills Wrote:  
(21-11-2016 09:50 AM)Dark Light Wrote:  The Top 10 Best Things About a Trump Presidency




10. Possibly a Reformed Democratic National Party

There is a chance we could have some real reform there, that doesn't include shitty emails behind the scenes that alienate a candidate. Hopefully the DNC looks a little better and grows stronger from this.

Hopefully a reformed political parties across the board, and maybe even an opportunity for another party or two to compete next election (granted, unlikely).


9. Oldest Sitting President Ever.

This will be the hardest job he has ever had, and he'll be the oldest sitting President ever. After a year in office, he will look like Pizza the Hutt.

Unlikely. Trump is the oldest President-Elect ever...but Ronald Reagan served until a few days before his 78th birthday. Your statement includes the assumption that he will be re-elected. I don't think he will.



8. Predictable First Lady

The First Lady's cause is going to be childhood obesity, because she's going to copy everything from Michelle. She's also going to do 'Turn Up For What' video, in broken English (because she's an immigrant).

She is saying it will be cyberbullying.

(He's going to deport his wife... Laughat )

And he has only ever supported deporting illegal immigrants. His wife isn't an illegal immigrant. She isn't even the first immigrant First Lady.




7. Motivated Fence-Sitters

Fence-sitters are going to be motivated by Trump's racism, sexism, environmentalism, and anti-immigration stuff. If this stuff comes to pass, which I'm actually hoping it doesn't, but if he does he's going to motivate a much larger base against him. Or the people who voted for him hoping he'd do one thing (drain the swamp) and instead did another (filled it with man-eating piranhas instead). There's a very good possibility that he won't do all of the anti-corruption and anti-establishment stuff, but still do all of the other horrible shit you were willing to put up with so long as he promised to 'fix' Washington.

Thumbsup

6. "Thanks Trump!"

We now get to say "Thanks Trump!" whenever anything goes wrong for the next 4 years. That'll be nice.

Unfortunately "Thanks Obama" was a satirical joke for the most part. Trumps will be less so.

5. The Private Sector

The private sector is going to have to pickup the slack left by the government. Now imagine what a good private sector solution combined with a motivated government, on say the environment, with the next Presidency? Shit could potentially really turn around, and turn around fast.

Privatizing can be a good thing IMO. I've worked for the government for a decade in one capacity or another. It's as efficient as the rumors say...if not more so. Policies based on the assumption that global warming is a scam is the real thing to be worried about.

4. Live Tweeting the State of the Union Address

It's going to be great, so great, you have no idea how great it's going to be.

Tongue

3. End of the Pizza Debate


Chicago style is Barack Obama, New York style is Trump. We fucking won that war, and we never want to hear that shit again. Chicago style is one million percent better, end of discussion.

What the actual fuck is wrong with you? Chicago style!?

2. A United Opposition

Huge groups of people, especially women in general. Million Woman March on Washington.

Maybe if he actually pursues overturning abortion laws. As it stands, women turned up in the polls for Trump in pretty big numbers.


1. 46th President of the United States - Elizabeth Warren

Aw yes! Fuck Yes! That is dick hardeningly awesome. That would be spectacular.


Nope. Just Nope. Better than Clinton? Yes. Better than Trump? Yes. Dick hardingly awesome? Not with a handful of Viagra.

Remember this the next time I take the piss out of something you write. Dodgy

That's what I was doing when I wrote this. Big Grin

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21-11-2016, 10:12 AM
RE: 10 Best Things About a Trump Presidency!
Elizabeth Warren is too smart to run for president.

Don't forget the words we get to add to our common vernacular:

Bigly
Yuge
Braggadocious

Also, it is now acceptable to act like a toddler when debating someone. "You're the puppet! No, you're the puppet!"
This will be helpful when I am arguing with my husband.

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21-11-2016, 10:17 AM
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Tic Tac IPO.

#sigh
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21-11-2016, 10:21 AM
RE: 10 Best Things About a Trump Presidency!
I'm still hoping a juicy coronary thrombosis knocks off Trump and Pence
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21-11-2016, 10:41 AM
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(21-11-2016 10:21 AM)adey67 Wrote:  I'm still hoping a juicy coronary thrombosis knocks off Trump and Pence

Not me. Wait until he gets in office and the laws of succession are black and white. We're already on the verge of killing each other as it is.

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21-11-2016, 10:54 AM
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That Chicago-style pizza looks disgusting, like I would gag the moment I bite into it. No

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21-11-2016, 10:58 AM
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(21-11-2016 10:21 AM)adey67 Wrote:  I'm still hoping a juicy coronary thrombosis knocks off Trump and Pence

I would not be sad over Pence going but at this point we're probably better off with Trump staying. He has no ideology other than the glorification of Trump and that may not be quite as bad as the ideologies in the line of succession. If control in congress flips at the mid-term so that there is a block of at least the most egregious crap then they can both go.

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