100,000 things I am not allowed to do!
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24-08-2013, 08:15 PM
RE: 100,000 things I am not allowed to do!
(24-08-2013 08:14 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Perhaps we could compare penis sizes and I could send you home crying by the end of the day instead. Smile

Not at all. I respect your penis and acknowledge it's superiority to mine. Bowing

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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25-08-2013, 05:48 AM
RE: 100,000 things I am not allowed to do!
There's another thing I am not allowed to do. Whip it out!

Other things I am not allowed to do:

Cuss in meetings (even conversationally)
Have multiple sex partners (not that I could get more than the one that I have)
Speak truth to power
Lick babies (because they smell good)
Camp on the lawn of City Hall
Delete Hughsie's and Ferdinand's banter from a tread
Violate any one of the 100's of thousands of laws, regulations, and ordinances that have been written down and are enforced by various agencies.
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25-08-2013, 06:14 AM
RE: 100,000 things I am not allowed to do!
Go to walmart and hide in a bathroom stall when someone opens it say WELCOME TO NARNIA!!, Throw a small plastic ball at some body and then yell "get in your ball you stupid pokemon. and last but not least Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.

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25-08-2013, 07:31 AM
RE: 100,000 things I am not allowed to do!
I can do most of the shit I wanna do legally. Apart from... oh I know... I'd love to be able to travel and work without a permit.
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25-08-2013, 10:58 AM
RE: 100,000 things I am not allowed to do!
Go to school, and when I actually finish my work, be able to leave class and progress throughout the day finishing up my work in other classes instead of being forced to stay on a repulsive, retarded schedule. I am not a dog, thank you.
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25-08-2013, 11:00 AM
RE: 100,000 things I am not allowed to do!
You can do whatever you want. You just have to avoid getting caught.
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25-08-2013, 11:10 AM
RE: 100,000 things I am not allowed to do!
(24-08-2013 05:15 PM)bemore Wrote:  
(24-08-2013 04:29 PM)Regular_Joe Wrote:  Hugging people at random...




Uh, yeah. I'm pretty sure Joe's gonna get busted if he tried that, bemore. Big Grin

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