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06-05-2012, 03:37 AM
100 Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican
100 Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican

April 14, 2012

By Stephen D. Foster Jr.

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Conservatives are so easy to anger these days.
Even the most insignificant statement can set off their tempers.
If you want to enrage a conservative, I suggest saying the following:


1. A Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.
2. Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, for free.
3. Joseph McCarthy was an un-American, witch hunting sissy.
4. Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee were traitors.
5. The South lost the Civil War, get over it.
6. The Founding Fathers were liberals.
7. Fascism is a right-wing trait.
8. Sarah Palin is an idiot.
9. The Earth is round.
10. Reagan raised taxes eleven times as President.
11. Reagan legalized abortion as Governor of California.
12. Nixon created the Environmental Protection Agency.
13. Ronald Reagan supported gun control.
14. Global warming is real.
15. Republicans hate illegal immigrants, unless they need their lawns mowed or their houses cleaned.
16. The military is a government-run institution, so why do Republicans approve the defense budget?
17. The Cold War is over and the Soviet Union no longer exists.
18. Paying taxes is patriotic.
19. Republicans: Peddling the same failed economic policies since 1880.
20. The Republican Party began as a liberal party.
21. The Presidents’ full name is Barack Hussein Obama and he was born in the United States of America.
22. George W. Bush held hands with the King of Saudi Arabia.
23. President Obama saved the American auto industry, while Republicans wanted to destroy it.
24. Hate is not a Christian virtue.
25. Jesus was a liberal.
26. Republicans spend MORE money than Democrats.
27. Tea parties are for little girls.
28. Public schools educate all children; private schools are for indoctrinating children.
29. The Constitution is the law, NOT the Bible.
30. Sharia law doesn’t exist in America.
31. The President is NOT a Muslim.
32. Corporations are NOT people. People are people.
33. Fox News isn’t real news, it’s just a racist, sexist, hateful, right-wing propaganda machine.
34. The Federal Reserve was a Republican idea.
35. Women are equal citizens who deserve equal rights.
36. Women control their own bodies.
37. Abortion is a relevant medical procedure, just ask Rick Santorum.
38. Please use spell-check.
39. It’s “pundit”, not “pundint”.
40. Social Security is solvent through 2038.
41. Health care is a right, not a product.
42. Roe v. Wade was a bipartisan ruling made by a conservative leaning Supreme Court.
43. G.O.P also stands for Gross Old Perverts.
44. The donkey shouldn’t be the Democratic mascot because Republicans are the real jackasses.
45. Barack Obama ordered the killing of Osama Bin Laden. It took him two and half years to do what Bush couldn’t do in eight.
46. Waterboarding IS torture.
47. 9/11 happened on George W. Bush’s watch, therefore he did NOT keep America safe.
48. Republicans invaded Iraq for oil, so Iraq should be allowed to invade Texas to get it back.
49. Separation of church and state is in the Constitution, it’s called the First Amendment.
50. Muslims are protected by the Constitution, just as much as Christians.
51. Barack Obama is the first African-American President, get over it.
52. The Oval Office is NOT a “whites only” office.
53. America is a nation of immigrants, therefore we are all anchor babies.
54. The white race isn’t disappearing, it’s evolving.
55. God is a particle.
56. Evolution is real.
57. The Earth is 4.54 billion years old, not 6,000.
58. The Founding Fathers did not free the slaves.
59. The Revolution was NOT fought over slavery.
60. Paul Revere warned the Americans, NOT the British.
61. Federal law trumps state law.
62. The Civil War was about slavery, NOT state’s rights.
63. Corporations care more about profits than they do about people.
64. Getting out of a recession requires government spending.
65. Glenn Beck is a nut-job.
66. Republicans: Paranoid since 1932.
67. Republicans don’t want to pay for your birth control, but they want you to pay for their Viagra.
68. Republicans actually NEED Viagra.
69. Fox News is owned by an Australian and has a Saudi prince as an investor.
70. Republicans complain about immigrants taking American jobs, then freely give American jobs to foreigners overseas.
71. Republicans hate communism, so why do they refer to themselves as red states?
72. Labor unions built this country.
73. Republicans hold America hostage as a political strategy; the temper tantrum throwing kind of political strategy.
74. Jesus was a Jew, not a Christian.
75. When Republicans see black, they attack.
76. Inside every Republican is a Klansman or a Nazi waiting to bloom.
77. Republicans only care about children BEFORE they are born.
78. Republicans are hypocrites, they’re just too stupid to know it.
79. The Christian-Right boycotts movies that have violence, and then promotes guns and insurrection.
80. I think therefore I am NOT a Republican.
81. Republicans that oppose gay marriage are most likely in the closet themselves.
82. Churches should stay out of politics, or be taxed.
83. People are too poor to vote Republican.
84. Democrats think for themselves, Republicans form think tanks to do it for them.
85. Republicans hate education because they couldn’t hack it in school.
86. Greed is one of the seven deadly sins and Republicans wallow in it.
87. A little socialism on the Left is better than a little fascism on the Right.
88. The current corporate tax rate is the lowest in 60 years, so stop whining about it being too high.
89. Republicans: Anti-Gay Marriage, Pro-Lesbian sex.
90. Republicans: Terrorizing the American people since 1981.
91. Republicans have their own terrorists, just look up Timothy McVeigh.
92. Republicans love outsourcing, just ask the Chinese Communists.
93. The Republican answer to the oil spill was to apologize to BP, a foreign oil company.
94. Democrats will be working hard to bring jobs to Americans, while the Republicans tea bag each other in the middle of the aisles.
95. Voter disenfranchisement is immoral and un-American, that’s why Republicans do it.
96. Republicans would let your house burn down unless you pay them to put it out.
97. Democrats want to take care of the sick. Republicans take their credit cards and then deny them medical attention.
98. Republicans say teachers are union thugs, then proceed to rape and mug the entire middle class on behalf of corporations.
99. Republicans think rape isn’t a crime, but miscarriages are.
100. Republicans are idiots and arguing with them is a waste of time!

Bottom line? If you want to anger a conservative, tell them the truth.
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From http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/04/14/...epublican/

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06-05-2012, 04:55 AM (This post was last modified: 06-05-2012 05:09 AM by jackashflash.)
RE: 100 Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican
HAHA, it's funny because its true.
Though, it's also sad and rather infuriating because its true.
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06-05-2012, 04:34 PM (This post was last modified: 06-05-2012 04:42 PM by TrainWreck.)
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what's really sad is that liberals don't know how to fix the country, and just like the Republicans, the liberals declare the Constitution to be a sacred document from two hundred years ago. Kind of reminds me of religious dogma - how about you?

trillions of dollars in debt - that means the GVMNT does not know how to handle things it is supposed to handle

PARTY ON - PARTY ON

Humanism - ontological doctrine that posits that humans define reality
Theism - ontological doctrine that posits a supernatural entity creates and defines reality
Atheism - political doctrine opposed to theist doctrine in public policy
I am right, and you are wrong - I hope you die peacefullyCool
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07-05-2012, 05:01 PM
RE: 100 Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican
(06-05-2012 04:34 PM)TrainWreck Wrote:  what's really sad is that liberals don't know how to fix the country, and just like the Republicans, the liberals declare the Constitution to be a sacred document from two hundred years ago. Kind of reminds me of religious dogma - how about you?

trillions of dollars in debt - that means the GVMNT does not know how to handle things it is supposed to handle

PARTY ON - PARTY ON
Yah fucking retarded republicans who only want to lower taxes, and help corporations make as much money as possible, have all the answers.

Idiot.
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07-05-2012, 05:45 PM
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(07-05-2012 05:01 PM)jackashflash Wrote:  
(06-05-2012 04:34 PM)TrainWreck Wrote:  what's really sad is that liberals don't know how to fix the country, and just like the Republicans, the liberals declare the Constitution to be a sacred document from two hundred years ago. Kind of reminds me of religious dogma - how about you?

trillions of dollars in debt - that means the GVMNT does not know how to handle things it is supposed to handle

PARTY ON - PARTY ON
Yah fucking retarded republicans who only want to lower taxes, and help corporations make as much money as possible, have all the answers.

Idiot.
Face it dude. You're worse than a troll. You're a poser. You don't know the first thing about anything. Just spouting off insults at people who could school you on everything you pretend to know.

Don't go full retard.

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07-05-2012, 06:08 PM
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(07-05-2012 05:45 PM)germanyt Wrote:  
(07-05-2012 05:01 PM)jackashflash Wrote:  Yah fucking retarded republicans who only want to lower taxes, and help corporations make as much money as possible, have all the answers.

Idiot.
Face it dude. You're worse than a troll. You're a poser. You don't know the first thing about anything. Just spouting off insults at people who could school you on everything you pretend to know.

Don't go full retard.
I could swallow a gallon of cough syrup a day, while smacking my face into a brick wall, and I would never be as stupid as you.
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07-05-2012, 10:27 PM
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(07-05-2012 06:08 PM)jackashflash Wrote:  
(07-05-2012 05:45 PM)germanyt Wrote:  Face it dude. You're worse than a troll. You're a poser. You don't know the first thing about anything. Just spouting off insults at people who could school you on everything you pretend to know.

Don't go full retard.
I could swallow a gallon of cough syrup a day, while smacking my face into a brick wall, and I would never be as stupid as you.
Really? This, coming from a guy who can't get laid without lying to christian women? [Image: ROTFLMAO.gif]
Your personality is that of a rabid Chihuahua intent on destroying its own tail.
Oh, yes. Rest assured: stupid you are.
I mean rock-hard stupid.
Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid.
Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid.
You are trans-stupid stupid.
Meta-stupid.
Republican stupid.
Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know.
Your powers of observation are akin to those of a bird that keeps slamming
into a picture window trying to get at that other bird it keeps seeing.
Perhaps you should have started a thread entitled "100 Things You Can Say To Irritate An Atheist Forum".

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07-05-2012, 10:36 PM
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(07-05-2012 06:08 PM)jackashflash Wrote:  
(07-05-2012 05:45 PM)germanyt Wrote:  Face it dude. You're worse than a troll. You're a poser. You don't know the first thing about anything. Just spouting off insults at people who could school you on everything you pretend to know.

Don't go full retard.
I could swallow a gallon of cough syrup a day, while smacking my face into a brick wall, and I would never be as stupid as you.
Yay know, at least he is being creative. I has having this discussion with a friend a little bit back how I think that the generation below mine (his generation) just have extremely lame insults. No creativity or effort at all.
But this guy seems to at least put a little bit of effort in so I applaud him for that.

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08-05-2012, 10:00 AM (This post was last modified: 08-05-2012 10:11 AM by jackashflash.)
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(07-05-2012 10:27 PM)Quidsane Wrote:  
(07-05-2012 06:08 PM)jackashflash Wrote:  I could swallow a gallon of cough syrup a day, while smacking my face into a brick wall, and I would never be as stupid as you.
Really? This, coming from a guy who can't get laid without lying to christian women? [Image: ROTFLMAO.gif]
Your personality is that of a rabid Chihuahua intent on destroying its own tail.
Oh, yes. Rest assured: stupid you are.
I mean rock-hard stupid.
Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid.
Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid.
You are trans-stupid stupid.
Meta-stupid.
Republican stupid.
Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know.
Your powers of observation are akin to those of a bird that keeps slamming
into a picture window trying to get at that other bird it keeps seeing.
Perhaps you should have started a thread entitled "100 Things You Can Say To Irritate An Atheist Forum".
Not any christian woman, a smoking hot one.
You were probably a virgin when you were 30, so don't talk nerd.


(07-05-2012 10:36 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(07-05-2012 06:08 PM)jackashflash Wrote:  I could swallow a gallon of cough syrup a day, while smacking my face into a brick wall, and I would never be as stupid as you.
Yay know, at least he is being creative. I has having this discussion with a friend a little bit back how I think that the generation below mine (his generation) just have extremely lame insults. No creativity or effort at all.
But this guy seems to at least put a little bit of effort in so I applaud him for that.
Yah, much better than OP who can't make his own arguments. Just drool in front of his keyboard, and copy other people's work here.
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08-05-2012, 11:47 AM
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(08-05-2012 10:00 AM)jackashflash Wrote:  You were probably a virgin when you were 30, so don't talk nerd.

Nope. Definitely fucking at 16.
My 26-year-old daughter is proof of that.

You're a young cunt. Go fuck yourself.

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