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03-06-2013, 12:53 PM
RE: 100 Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican
Some things you can say to irritate a democrat:
1. Obama is the closest thing we will see to the Anti-Christ in our lifetime.
2. Until 1972, homosexuality was considered a mental disease. Today, there is still no proof a person is born with it.
3. Gay marriage is nothing more than two people committing acts of sodomy.
4. Atheism has no facts to back up their unbelief. This is the true definition of ignorance.
5. How does it feel to be made fun of? Funny isn't it?
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03-06-2013, 04:56 PM
RE: 100 Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican
(03-06-2013 12:53 PM)theword Wrote:  Some things you can say to irritate a democrat:
1. Obama is the closest thing we will see to the Anti-Christ in our lifetime.
2. Until 1972, homosexuality was considered a mental disease. Today, there is still no proof a person is born with it.
3. Gay marriage is nothing more than two people committing acts of sodomy.
4. Atheism has no facts to back up their unbelief. This is the true definition of ignorance.
5. How does it feel to be made fun of? Funny isn't it?

I think I'll have to hit these one at a time.

(03-06-2013 12:53 PM)theword Wrote:  1. Obama is the closest thing we will see to the Anti-Christ in our lifetime.

Firstly; Dafuq is an "Anti-Christ"?

The name implies it would be the polar opposite of Christ. Does that mean that the anti-christ would not spend many, many days alone with twelve other men in a desert. It would not go around making guys into "fishers of men"? It wouldn't show hatred of women and would not proclaim that its followers had to hate their family?

(03-06-2013 12:53 PM)theword Wrote:  2. Until 1972, homosexuality was considered a mental disease. Today, there is still no proof a person is born with it.

Given the fact that same sex activity has been documented to occur in at least 450 animal species, that is a fairly decent point to start and look at the fact that we were obviously considering something incorrectly when we considered homosexuality a mental illness. The have been many studies into the cause of homosexuality, for instance: William R. Rice, Urban Friberg, and Sergey Gavrilets claim to have found evidence that homosexuality can be explained through epigenetics, during which, errors occur with "epi-marks" causing hormones to be buffered away or used in excess on fetuses, with effects varying on how much is used, and the chromosome combination (XX or XY).

(03-06-2013 12:53 PM)theword Wrote:  3. Gay marriage is nothing more than two people committing acts of sodomy.

And straight marriage is anything but two people occasionally committing acts of sodomy?

And tax cuts. We can't forget about tax cuts.

(03-06-2013 12:53 PM)theword Wrote:  4. Atheism has no facts to back up their unbelief. This is the true definition of ignorance.

Congratulations; you got one thing right here today.
Only, it doesn't really matter. You see, atheism is simply the lack of beliefs in gods: "I do not believe in a god". It asserts nothing, as such evidence does not need to be given unless somebody claims definitively: "There is no god" that person is now making a claim and the Burden of Proof rests of him.
There are many "logical proofs" one could potentially use to disprove at least one specific deity, but those aren't really evidence.

The fun fact is, as much evidence atheists have that a deity doesn't exist, theists have jut as much evidence for the claim a deity does exist.

(03-06-2013 12:53 PM)theword Wrote:  5. How does it feel to be made fun of? Funny isn't it?

Bitch, you call that making fun? You have a long way to go before you can even phase somebody with that list.

I have one more thing I need to address here and now while I have to opportunity:

(02-06-2013 08:24 PM)theword Wrote:  Hello, how is everyone? I hope to engage in some interesting conversations here. I will respect your opinions, I hope you can respect mine.
But then again, respect is a two way street. We will see what happens. Thanks.

It is pretty clear this was bollocks from the beginning.

Sure I might be taking this too seriously, maybe this was all jest and mirth, maybe you will actually start a conversation and display respect, not that we need it; hell we are all used to getting no respect from the religious, and I for one, gives respect only when it has been earned.

But your list is so common with so many religious groups that it is impossible for me to see it as anything but the cliché filled fail-fest it is and address it as such, and I cannot, at this moment believe that your introduction was intended to be upheld.

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03-06-2013, 04:57 PM
RE: 100 Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican
What's it like living with the nursing home?

Bury me with my guns on, so when I reach the other side - I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on, so when I'm cast out of the sky, I can shoot the devil right between the eyes.
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14-08-2013, 10:00 AM
RE: 100 Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican
(06-05-2012 04:34 PM)TrainWreck Wrote:  what's really sad is that liberals don't know how to fix the country, and just like the Republicans, the liberals declare the Constitution to be a sacred document from two hundred years ago. Kind of reminds me of religious dogma - how about you?

trillions of dollars in debt - that means the GVMNT does not know how to handle things it is supposed to handle

PARTY ON - PARTY ON


Bush was literally responsible for almost 90% of the debt problem. He set off the chain that led to the depression. A REPUBLICAN.

Who the fuck elects someone who got lower than the 400s on his SATs anyway? It seems like all Republican simple-minded retards need to hear is some rah rah rah speech about a concept of America as a team, and they're all onboard with making up that a foreign nation has weapons of mass destruction just so they can invade and sooth power hungry Republicant's like Bush.
The only reason a Republican is a Republican is because they listened to whatever biased bullshit their parents preached to them, and they don't do as much as research some facts to know which one is right. They just blindly follow, and only listen to idiots like Glenn Beck who lie through their teeth just because it's what they want to hear.
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15-08-2013, 09:14 PM
RE: 100 Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican
NECROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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27-08-2013, 01:54 PM
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(14-08-2013 10:00 AM)proudofit1234 Wrote:  Bush was literally responsible for almost 90% of the debt problem. He set off the chain that led to the depression. A REPUBLICAN.
Why couldn't the congress stop him - don't 535 minds think better than someone who cannot score over 400 on his SAT.

(14-08-2013 10:00 AM)proudofit1234 Wrote:  Who the fuck elects someone who got lower than the 400s on his SATs anyway?
Who the fuck votes for someone to be president who has only been in Washington politics for four years, and claims he can change Washington if he is elected president, but doesn't have a list of amendments for the constitution that guides the political system he is promising to change???
(14-08-2013 10:00 AM)proudofit1234 Wrote:  It seems like all Republican simple-minded retards need to hear is some rah rah rah speech about a concept of America as a team, and they're all onboard with making up that a foreign nation has weapons of mass destruction just so they can invade and sooth power hungry Republicant's like Bush.
It seems like all Democrats simple-minded retards need to hear is some rah rah rah speech about hope and change, and they're all onboard with making up that they know how to organize peace and prosperity with out a constitution to give to foreign nations - why did Obama get a Nobel Peace Prize???
(14-08-2013 10:00 AM)proudofit1234 Wrote:  The only reason a Republican is a Republican is because they listened to whatever biased bullshit their parents preached to them, and they don't do as much as research some facts to know which one is right. They just blindly follow, and only listen to idiots like Glenn Beck who lie through their teeth just because it's what they want to hear.
The only reason a Democrat is a Democrat is because they listened to whatever biased bullshit their parents preached to them, and they don't do as much as research some facts to know which one is right. They just blindly follow, and only listen to idiots like Al Sharpton who don't know what they are talking about just because it's what they want to hear.

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27-08-2013, 02:23 PM
RE: 100 Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican
(06-05-2012 03:37 AM)Quidsane Wrote:  100 Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican

April 14, 2012

By Stephen D. Foster Jr.

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Conservatives are so easy to anger these days.
Even the most insignificant statement can set off their tempers.
If you want to enrage a conservative, I suggest saying the following:


1. A Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.
2. Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, for free.
3. Joseph McCarthy was an un-American, witch hunting sissy.
4. Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee were traitors.
5. The South lost the Civil War, get over it.
6. The Founding Fathers were liberals.
7. Fascism is a right-wing trait.
8. Sarah Palin is an idiot.
9. The Earth is round.
10. Reagan raised taxes eleven times as President.
11. Reagan legalized abortion as Governor of California.
12. Nixon created the Environmental Protection Agency.
13. Ronald Reagan supported gun control.
14. Global warming is real.
15. Republicans hate illegal immigrants, unless they need their lawns mowed or their houses cleaned.
16. The military is a government-run institution, so why do Republicans approve the defense budget?
17. The Cold War is over and the Soviet Union no longer exists.
18. Paying taxes is patriotic.
19. Republicans: Peddling the same failed economic policies since 1880.
20. The Republican Party began as a liberal party.
21. The Presidents’ full name is Barack Hussein Obama and he was born in the United States of America.
22. George W. Bush held hands with the King of Saudi Arabia.
23. President Obama saved the American auto industry, while Republicans wanted to destroy it.
24. Hate is not a Christian virtue.
25. Jesus was a liberal.
26. Republicans spend MORE money than Democrats.
27. Tea parties are for little girls.
28. Public schools educate all children; private schools are for indoctrinating children.
29. The Constitution is the law, NOT the Bible.
30. Sharia law doesn’t exist in America.
31. The President is NOT a Muslim.
32. Corporations are NOT people. People are people.
33. Fox News isn’t real news, it’s just a racist, sexist, hateful, right-wing propaganda machine.
34. The Federal Reserve was a Republican idea.
35. Women are equal citizens who deserve equal rights.
36. Women control their own bodies.
37. Abortion is a relevant medical procedure, just ask Rick Santorum.
38. Please use spell-check.
39. It’s “pundit”, not “pundint”.
40. Social Security is solvent through 2038.
41. Health care is a right, not a product.
42. Roe v. Wade was a bipartisan ruling made by a conservative leaning Supreme Court.
43. G.O.P also stands for Gross Old Perverts.
44. The donkey shouldn’t be the Democratic mascot because Republicans are the real jackasses.
45. Barack Obama ordered the killing of Osama Bin Laden. It took him two and half years to do what Bush couldn’t do in eight.
46. Waterboarding IS torture.
47. 9/11 happened on George W. Bush’s watch, therefore he did NOT keep America safe.
48. Republicans invaded Iraq for oil, so Iraq should be allowed to invade Texas to get it back.
49. Separation of church and state is in the Constitution, it’s called the First Amendment.
50. Muslims are protected by the Constitution, just as much as Christians.
51. Barack Obama is the first African-American President, get over it.
52. The Oval Office is NOT a “whites only” office.
53. America is a nation of immigrants, therefore we are all anchor babies.
54. The white race isn’t disappearing, it’s evolving.
55. God is a particle.
56. Evolution is real.
57. The Earth is 4.54 billion years old, not 6,000.
58. The Founding Fathers did not free the slaves.
59. The Revolution was NOT fought over slavery.
60. Paul Revere warned the Americans, NOT the British.
61. Federal law trumps state law.
62. The Civil War was about slavery, NOT state’s rights.
63. Corporations care more about profits than they do about people.
64. Getting out of a recession requires government spending.
65. Glenn Beck is a nut-job.
66. Republicans: Paranoid since 1932.
67. Republicans don’t want to pay for your birth control, but they want you to pay for their Viagra.
68. Republicans actually NEED Viagra.
69. Fox News is owned by an Australian and has a Saudi prince as an investor.
70. Republicans complain about immigrants taking American jobs, then freely give American jobs to foreigners overseas.
71. Republicans hate communism, so why do they refer to themselves as red states?
72. Labor unions built this country.
73. Republicans hold America hostage as a political strategy; the temper tantrum throwing kind of political strategy.
74. Jesus was a Jew, not a Christian.
75. When Republicans see black, they attack.
76. Inside every Republican is a Klansman or a Nazi waiting to bloom.
77. Republicans only care about children BEFORE they are born.
78. Republicans are hypocrites, they’re just too stupid to know it.
79. The Christian-Right boycotts movies that have violence, and then promotes guns and insurrection.
80. I think therefore I am NOT a Republican.
81. Republicans that oppose gay marriage are most likely in the closet themselves.
82. Churches should stay out of politics, or be taxed.
83. People are too poor to vote Republican.
84. Democrats think for themselves, Republicans form think tanks to do it for them.
85. Republicans hate education because they couldn’t hack it in school.
86. Greed is one of the seven deadly sins and Republicans wallow in it.
87. A little socialism on the Left is better than a little fascism on the Right.
88. The current corporate tax rate is the lowest in 60 years, so stop whining about it being too high.
89. Republicans: Anti-Gay Marriage, Pro-Lesbian sex.
90. Republicans: Terrorizing the American people since 1981.
91. Republicans have their own terrorists, just look up Timothy McVeigh.
92. Republicans love outsourcing, just ask the Chinese Communists.
93. The Republican answer to the oil spill was to apologize to BP, a foreign oil company.
94. Democrats will be working hard to bring jobs to Americans, while the Republicans tea bag each other in the middle of the aisles.
95. Voter disenfranchisement is immoral and un-American, that’s why Republicans do it.
96. Republicans would let your house burn down unless you pay them to put it out.
97. Democrats want to take care of the sick. Republicans take their credit cards and then deny them medical attention.
98. Republicans say teachers are union thugs, then proceed to rape and mug the entire middle class on behalf of corporations.
99. Republicans think rape isn’t a crime, but miscarriages are.
100. Republicans are idiots and arguing with them is a waste of time!

Bottom line? If you want to anger a conservative, tell them the truth.
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