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28-08-2015, 01:52 AM
100 million dollars
I was sitting with a few friends in a garden and I asked casually a question from all of them.

Question: If God gives you a cheque of 100 millions dollars which can be cashed in any bank. But he adds that you will live only for 10 minutes after depositing the cheque and the you will die. What will you do?

Replies:
1. I will not accept the cheque.
2. I will not deposit the cheque.
3. I will deposit the cheque and die in 10 mts. I prefer a quick and easy death.
4. I will deposit and leave instructions for charity.
5. I will deposit and inform my family to use the amount.
6. I will not deposit and take advances against the cheque

SO WHAT WILL BE YOUR RESPONSE?
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28-08-2015, 01:56 AM
RE: 100 million dollars
(28-08-2015 01:52 AM)riju Wrote:  I was sitting with a few friends in a garden and I asked casually a question from all of them.

Question: If God gives you a cheque of 100 millions dollars which can be cashed in any bank. But he adds that you will live only for 10 minutes after depositing the cheque and the you will die. What will you do?

Replies:
1. I will not accept the cheque.
2. I will not deposit the cheque.
3. I will deposit the cheque and die in 10 mts. I prefer a quick and easy death.
4. I will deposit and leave instructions for charity.
5. I will deposit and inform my family to use the amount.
6. I will not deposit and take advances against the cheque

SO WHAT WILL BE YOUR RESPONSE?

If my life expectancy before depositing the check was 5 minutes...I would deposit the check so as to double my life expectancy.

However since it is likely I will live a very long time I would simply not deposit the check until my death bed.
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28-08-2015, 02:11 AM
RE: 100 million dollars
I would go see a shrink as I'd clearly be delusional.
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28-08-2015, 02:17 AM
RE: 100 million dollars
(28-08-2015 02:11 AM)Nishi Karano Kaze Wrote:  I would go see a shrink as I'd clearly be delusional.

^^^ Top answer!

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28-08-2015, 02:26 AM
RE: 100 million dollars
Well...... technically as one now has proof of 'a' diety.....

Why cash the check..... when one can now live off the fame/infamy of a 'Divine nomenclature' for the rest of your existance. You hold the deities signature of authority. Big Grin
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28-08-2015, 04:15 AM
RE: 100 million dollars
Who the fuck uses cheques anymore?
Do they even still make and give out cheque books? besides for museums obviously.

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28-08-2015, 04:39 AM
RE: 100 million dollars
(28-08-2015 01:52 AM)riju Wrote:  I was sitting with a few friends in a garden and I asked casually a question from all of them.

Question: If God gives you a cheque of 100 millions dollars which can be cashed in any bank. But he adds that you will live only for 10 minutes after depositing the cheque and the you will die. What will you do?

Replies:
1. I will not accept the cheque.
2. I will not deposit the cheque.
3. I will deposit the cheque and die in 10 mts. I prefer a quick and easy death.
4. I will deposit and leave instructions for charity.
5. I will deposit and inform my family to use the amount.
6. I will not deposit and take advances against the cheque

SO WHAT WILL BE YOUR RESPONSE?

Assuming I wasn't out of my mind and clearly delusional, I'd ask which 'god' was providing the check. Because if it's Yahweh, I'd totally take advances against the check as a seemingly simple loophole, because Yahweh is evidently an idiot, he is the failed Rube-Goldberg machine of deities; overtly complex mechanisms that, while maybe fascinating to watch, never actually accomplish their stated objective.

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28-08-2015, 04:50 AM
RE: 100 million dollars
(28-08-2015 02:11 AM)Nishi Karano Kaze Wrote:  I would go see a shrink as I'd clearly be delusional.

This! Worship Slaves

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28-08-2015, 06:10 AM
RE: 100 million dollars
Turn that fool into the Securities and Exchange Commission and collect my reward. Evil_monster

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28-08-2015, 07:23 AM
RE: 100 million dollars
Seems pretty obvious to me.

I'd sign the check over to my ex-wife and let her deposit the damned thing....

Then I'd contact a lawyer and sue her estate when she croaked.


It's the perfect murder....

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