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28-08-2015, 07:35 AM
RE: 100 million dollars
Hopefully the check won't be written on a stone tablet.

I would not accept the check-I'm with Nishi, I would seek psychological help.
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28-08-2015, 10:52 AM
RE: 100 million dollars
Seeking help was already mentioned so I be more serious with my answer. I would not took the cheque,

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28-08-2015, 12:48 PM
RE: 100 million dollars
I would cash the maximum amount and not deposit a dime. Spend some for leisure and lock the rest in a fireproof safe at my newly renovated mansion.

Now, off to the bat cave Alfred!
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28-08-2015, 12:51 PM
RE: 100 million dollars
God? Naw. I wouldn't trust a check from the god character. It'd probably bounce and he's the cheapest bastard ever written about.

Now, Jay Gatsby from the Great Gatsby on the other hand, yeah, I'd take the money and run as fast as I could.

But if either one talked to me I'd have bigger concerns than money.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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28-08-2015, 12:52 PM
RE: 100 million dollars
I thought god always needed money...I can't even think about him handing out big checks.

Besides, it would be Satan posing as god to tempt me and we all know that's bad. Dodgy

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28-08-2015, 01:14 PM
RE: 100 million dollars
If we push the whole God part out of the way.

What if I gave the check to someone else? Could We set up a life insurance plan, so that all his finances would be rolled over to me upon his untimely demise.

Would he die if he cashed the check?

Or would I still die?

Or dose the death just follow the money? So anyone that gets the money due to the magic check would die. Then how many people would die once the money got back into the system?

10mins doesn't really seem like a lot of time to do anything with it. It would be simply a waste if it was true. But if was a lie then I would just be missing out on money that could help me out a lot greatly.

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28-08-2015, 01:15 PM
RE: 100 million dollars
(28-08-2015 01:52 AM)riju Wrote:  I was sitting with a few friends in a garden and I asked casually a question from all of them.

Question: If God gives you a cheque of 100 millions dollars which can be cashed in any bank. But he adds that you will live only for 10 minutes after depositing the cheque and the you will die. What will you do?

Replies:
1. I will not accept the cheque.
2. I will not deposit the cheque.
3. I will deposit the cheque and die in 10 mts. I prefer a quick and easy death.
4. I will deposit and leave instructions for charity.
5. I will deposit and inform my family to use the amount.
6. I will not deposit and take advances against the cheque

SO WHAT WILL BE YOUR RESPONSE?

Answer: god doesn't exist Big Grin

This is like one of those cute games where you say...it is noon, in east tennessee a rooster is sitting on the very tip top of a barn roof. The east side of the roof is slanted at 60 degrees, and the west side is slanted at 70 degrees, at the stroke of noon, the rooster lays an egg, which side does the egg roll?

Answer: Neither, roosters don't lay eggs

Laugh out load

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28-08-2015, 01:24 PM
RE: 100 million dollars
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28-08-2015, 01:44 PM
RE: 100 million dollars
(28-08-2015 01:52 AM)riju Wrote:  I was sitting with a few friends in a garden and I asked casually a question from all of them.

Question: If God gives you a cheque of 100 millions dollars which can be cashed in any bank. But he adds that you will live only for 10 minutes after depositing the cheque and the you will die. What will you do?

Replies:
1. I will not accept the cheque.
2. I will not deposit the cheque.
3. I will deposit the cheque and die in 10 mts. I prefer a quick and easy death.
4. I will deposit and leave instructions for charity.
5. I will deposit and inform my family to use the amount.
6. I will not deposit and take advances against the cheque

SO WHAT WILL BE YOUR RESPONSE?


One check or two;
two checks or three?
Are they coming from one god
or the trinity?

Will I die if I touch it? Will the serpent be there?
Walking on all fours or slithering in despair?
Are my options limited to the six you have stated?
If I can't think of a 7th, is a black swan created?

If Charity is a virgin upon choosing option four
Is this eternal doom or will I get 72 more?
So seems my dilemma, each path I could take
Would lead me to destruction, but alas all is fake

So....... I will not take your cheque you see
I will not take it, from you to me
I will not take it on the ground
I will not take it spinning 'round

I will not take it on the moon
I will not take it if from a baboon
I will not take it in a car
Or on a bus or near a star

I won't accept this tyranny
I can't, I shant, don't you see?
I will not, shall not, take the cash
I won't fall prey to your cerebral rash

Your question is faulty
your circuitry is short
You assume god exists,
in your premise you exhort

So take your story and your questions too
And cast them into the sea so blue
A sea of forgetfulness from east to west
So I can forget this goddamn mess!

**Crickets** -- God
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28-08-2015, 01:46 PM
RE: 100 million dollars
(28-08-2015 01:44 PM)Tonechaser77 Wrote:  
(28-08-2015 01:52 AM)riju Wrote:  I was sitting with a few friends in a garden and I asked casually a question from all of them.

Question: If God gives you a cheque of 100 millions dollars which can be cashed in any bank. But he adds that you will live only for 10 minutes after depositing the cheque and the you will die. What will you do?

Replies:
1. I will not accept the cheque.
2. I will not deposit the cheque.
3. I will deposit the cheque and die in 10 mts. I prefer a quick and easy death.
4. I will deposit and leave instructions for charity.
5. I will deposit and inform my family to use the amount.
6. I will not deposit and take advances against the cheque

SO WHAT WILL BE YOUR RESPONSE?


One check or two;
two checks or three?
Are they coming from one god
or the trinity?

Will I die if I touch it? Will the serpent be there?
Walking on all fours or slithering in despair?
Are my options limited to the six you have stated?
If I can't think of a 7th, is a black swan created?

If Charity is a virgin upon choosing option four
Is this eternal doom or will I get 72 more?
So seems my dilemma, each path I could take
Would lead me to destruction, but alas all is fake

So....... I will not take your cheque you see
I will not take it, from you to me
I will not take it on the ground
I will not take it spinning 'round

I will not take it on the moon
I will not take it if from a baboon
I will not take it in a car
Or on a bus or near a star

I won't accept this tyranny
I can't, I shant, don't you see?
I will not, shall not, take the cash
I won't fall prey to your cerebral rash

Your question is faulty
your circuitry is short
You assume god exists,
in your premise you exhort

So take your story and your questions too
And cast them into the sea so blue
A sea of forgetfulness from east to west
So I can forget this goddamn mess!

BowingBowingBowingBowingBowing

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