19 days till shit dies.
Post Reply
 
Thread Rating:
  • 0 Votes - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
28-10-2016, 04:56 PM
19 days till shit dies.
19 days for the opening of firearm deer season here in Michigan.

To celebrate we are consuming the next to the last back strap from last year.

Red wine brown gravy with mashed potatoes and sweet corn.

The only way it would get any better is it was served on 3 naked women....

Drooling

.......................................

The difference between prayer and masturbation - is when a guy is through masturbating - he has something to show for his efforts.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 2 users Like onlinebiker's post
28-10-2016, 04:59 PM (This post was last modified: 28-10-2016 05:05 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: 19 days till shit dies.
(28-10-2016 04:56 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  The only way it would get any better is it was served on 3 naked women....

Are they sweaty?

#sigh
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
28-10-2016, 05:01 PM
RE: 19 days till shit dies.
(28-10-2016 04:59 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(28-10-2016 04:56 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  The only way it would get any better is it was served on 3 naked women....

Are they sweaty?

I don't know but I won't complain.

Smile

.......................................

The difference between prayer and masturbation - is when a guy is through masturbating - he has something to show for his efforts.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
28-10-2016, 05:05 PM
RE: 19 days till shit dies.
(28-10-2016 05:01 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  
(28-10-2016 04:59 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Are they sweaty?

I don't know but I won't complain.

Smile

The venison is gamey enough on its own.

#sigh
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 1 user Likes GirlyMan's post
28-10-2016, 05:09 PM
RE: 19 days till shit dies.
I've played Duck Hunt, so I'd probably be really good at it IRL. Just saying.

If we came from dust, then why is there still dust?
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 2 users Like cactus's post
28-10-2016, 05:12 PM
RE: 19 days till shit dies.
Do they have like a knife and spear season for deer in MI. 'cause that'd be cool.

#sigh
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
28-10-2016, 05:15 PM
RE: 19 days till shit dies.
(28-10-2016 05:12 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Do they have like a knife and spear season for deer in MI. 'cause that'd be cool.

You have to kill them with your bare hands or you're not a real man.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
28-10-2016, 05:22 PM
RE: 19 days till shit dies.
(28-10-2016 05:15 PM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  
(28-10-2016 05:12 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Do they have like a knife and spear season for deer in MI. 'cause that'd be cool.

You have to kill them with your bare hands or you're not a real man.

Can you hunt baby deer? That's what I'd go for.

#sigh
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 1 user Likes GirlyMan's post
28-10-2016, 05:28 PM
RE: 19 days till shit dies.
Then again, one can enjoy an Epicurean diet and still be surrounded by naked females.

(I haven't opened the bedroom doors this morning but my bet would be between three and five).

And no one has to die.

Girl_nails

#bambilivesmatter
#eatmorebimbos

Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 4 users Like DLJ's post
28-10-2016, 05:31 PM
RE: 19 days till shit dies.
(28-10-2016 05:22 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(28-10-2016 05:15 PM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  You have to kill them with your bare hands or you're not a real man.

Can you hunt baby deer? That's what I'd go for.

I have no idea. I'm far too lazy to hunt.

I did just picture myself strangling baby deer though, and that was pretty funny.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 2 users Like Dark Wanderer's post
Post Reply
Forum Jump: