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07-02-2016, 10:50 AM
RE: 2/05 EXPOSED
Blame Bush.

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07-02-2016, 11:54 AM
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(07-02-2016 10:50 AM)Minimalist Wrote:  Blame Bush.

Fuck that, act like Bush instead.

Blame the neighbor closest to the tree, then invade the neighbor across the street and claim they're both in cahoots with another neighbor in a 'axis of timber', and that your actions are justified in order to maintain peace. Also they attacked your tree because they hate your freedom.

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07-02-2016, 08:04 PM
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(06-02-2016 04:19 PM)Chas Wrote:  During the storm yesterday an oak tree by my orchard split and half ended up in the orchard, damaging 4 trees.
This was an OAK but it was split down the middle. Shocking This in itself is mighty suspicious, but add to that the damage to my orchard, and well ... Consider

I have built a model using twigs, popsicle sticks, and ice cubes and have proven this could be no natural occurrence. No

How do you analyse a supposed straight down oak tree collapse without knowing the distribution of mass?
So why don't we know the tons of trunk and tons of branches on every level?

So for 12 hours people with college degrees haven't explained the obvious middle school physics to everyone.


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07-02-2016, 08:09 PM
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Teh liez- it's not an oak - it's a maple!! Shocking


They know maples are sacred to my people. Weeping

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07-02-2016, 08:23 PM
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You have a serious threat brewing in your yard, and I suggest you buy this book IMMEDIATELY and educate yourself on how to deal with the upcoming conflict!

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08-02-2016, 04:59 AM
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(07-02-2016 08:09 PM)Chas Wrote:  Teh liez- it's not an oak - it's a maple!! Shocking


They know maples are sacred to my people. Weeping

A Maple??? Shocking
Shit, that changes everything.

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08-02-2016, 06:33 AM
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Only Trump can make your orchard great again.
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08-02-2016, 06:41 AM
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(08-02-2016 06:33 AM)julep Wrote:  Only Trump can make your orchard great again.

Hillarious

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08-02-2016, 08:03 AM
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(08-02-2016 06:33 AM)julep Wrote:  Only Trump can make your orchard great again.

The amount of shit being spewed forth by all of the candidates would probably make amazing fertilizer.

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08-02-2016, 08:36 AM
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(07-02-2016 08:23 PM)yakherder Wrote:  You have a serious threat brewing in your yard, and I suggest you buy this book IMMEDIATELY and educate yourself on how to deal with the upcoming conflict!

How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike

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That's a load of honkey. Garden gnomes PROTECT your yard from marauding witches!

You don't have any gnomes, do you? How are you supposed to protect your maple trees from marauding witches?!?
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