20 ADAM AND EVE QUESTIONS PASTORS CANT ANSWER
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19-08-2014, 03:57 AM
RE: 20 ADAM AND EVE QUESTIONS PASTORS CANT ANSWER
(19-08-2014 03:21 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  I have only one question for pastors about Adam and Eve.

"Why did they have belly buttons ?"

Personally, I want to know where Adam's Y came from, and where Eve's Y went.

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19-08-2014, 06:02 AM
RE: 20 ADAM AND EVE QUESTIONS PASTORS CANT ANSWER
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Y R U SCREAMING AT ME!?

In all seriousness, the problem with these types of approaches is twofold:

1) Apologists can still handwave most of these away.

2) There are plenty of questions science can't answer; that doesn't make it wrong.

Really, as soon as you start trying to dig into theology like this, all you do is figure out how credulous a person is. You won't prove them wrong, per se; just that they really want to believe what they believe and that they have a higher tolerance for making crap up than you do. I'd stick more to an approach of asking for evidence that any of this happened that doesn't rely on assuming God exists in the first place. The burden of proof is on them that this myth even happened.
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19-08-2014, 08:43 AM
RE: 20 ADAM AND EVE QUESTIONS PASTORS CANT ANSWER
(19-08-2014 03:57 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(19-08-2014 03:21 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  I have only one question for pastors about Adam and Eve.

"Why did they have belly buttons ?"

Personally, I want to know where Adam's Y came from, and where Eve's Y went.

Chromosomes?

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19-08-2014, 09:09 AM
RE: 20 ADAM AND EVE QUESTIONS PASTORS CANT ANSWER
(19-08-2014 02:32 AM)Vosur Wrote:  
(18-08-2014 09:40 PM)Sam Wrote:  A committed Grammar Nazi would meticulously tear that post to shreds.

Consider

Yes

(18-08-2014 06:16 PM)mumumugu Wrote:  All of us hav had question on the tale of Adam and Eve sin recorded in the bible.
*have
*about
*Adam and Eve's
*as recorded
*Bible

(18-08-2014 06:16 PM)mumumugu Wrote:  While majorityburied their questions in their heart,few were bold to ask question.
*the majority
*bold enough
*questions

There's also a space missing between "majority" and "buried" and between "heart," and "few."

(18-08-2014 06:16 PM)mumumugu Wrote:  The answers recieved created more questions than answers.
*they received

(18-08-2014 06:16 PM)mumumugu Wrote:  1
WHAT LANGUAGE DID ADAM,GOD,EVE AND SERPENT SPEAK?
There's a space missing after both commas.

(18-08-2014 06:16 PM)mumumugu Wrote:  3
WHY WASNT THE TREE LOCATED SOMEWHERE BEYOND ADAM REACH
*wasn't
*Adam's

There's also a question mark missing at the end of that sentence.

(18-08-2014 06:16 PM)mumumugu Wrote:  4
IF GOD HADNT GIVEN ANY INSTRUCTION, PERHAPS, ADAM AND EVE MAY NOT HAVE LOCATED THE FRUIT
*hadn't

The comma after "perhaps" is redundant and there's a period missing at the end of that sentence.

(18-08-2014 06:16 PM)mumumugu Wrote:  5
HOW DID THE DEVVIL ENTER THE PICTURE FROM CREATION TO FIRST SIN?
*Devil

(18-08-2014 06:16 PM)mumumugu Wrote:  6
GOD KNEW OF DEVIL EXISTENCE,Y DIDNT HE PROTECT ADAM AND EVE
*If God
*Devil's
*why didn't

There's also a space missing after the first comma and a question mark at the end of that sentence.

(18-08-2014 06:16 PM)mumumugu Wrote:  7
WHERE WAS GOD WHILE DEVIL TEMTED MAN.
*Devil tempted

That period should be a question mark.

(18-08-2014 06:16 PM)mumumugu Wrote:  BUSY? THAT HE COULDNT HEAR THE CONERSATION OR WATCHING WITHOUT INTERFERING
*couldn't
*conversation

In addition to that, the wording of that sentence is a complete mess. I would suggest something along the lines of "Was he so busy that he couldn't hear the conversation or did he watch them without interfering?"

(18-08-2014 06:16 PM)mumumugu Wrote:  8
EDEN SHOULD BE A PERFECT GARDEN OF HAPPINESS.WHY DID GOD PUT FORBIDDEN FRUIT IN A PERFECT GARDEN
*the/a forbidden fruit

There's also a space missing after "happiness." and a question mark at the end of the second sentence.

(18-08-2014 06:16 PM)mumumugu Wrote:  10
EVE ATE THE FRUIT,SHE DIDNT REALISE SHE WAS NAKED INSTANTLY, UNTIL ADAM HAD EATING THE FOOD B4 BOTH AUTOMATICALLY BECAME NAKED...HOW POSSIBLE?
*didn't
*before
*How is this/that

There's also a space missing after the first comma.

(18-08-2014 06:16 PM)mumumugu Wrote:  11
CLOTHING CAME AFTER SIN, SO WE SHOULD ALL BE NAKED THE MOMEN WE CONFES OUR SINS
*moment
*confess

There's also a period missing at the end of that sentence.

(18-08-2014 06:16 PM)mumumugu Wrote:  12
Y DID GOD ASK ADAM AND EVE QUESTIONS AS IF HE DIDNT KNOW THE ANSWER
*Why
*didn't

There's also a question mark missing at the end of that sentence.

(18-08-2014 06:16 PM)mumumugu Wrote:  13
GOD SEES THE FUTURE..HE MUST HAVE KNOWN THEY WOULD SIN, YET HE PUNNISHED THEM FOR SINNING
*punished

(18-08-2014 06:16 PM)mumumugu Wrote:  14
GOD PUNNISHED WEAK EVE,VULNURABLE ADAM AND HELPLESS SNAKE WHILE DEVIL WAS LEFT UNPUNNISHED-FAIR?
*punished
*vulnerable
*unpunished

There's also a space missing after the first comma.

(18-08-2014 06:16 PM)mumumugu Wrote:  15
ADAM UNBORN CHILDREN ALSO PUNNISHED-FAIR?
*Adam's
*were also
*punished

(18-08-2014 06:16 PM)mumumugu Wrote:  16
IF ADAM AND EVE HADNT SINNED, THERE WOULD BE NO STORY, NO BIBLE,....WAS ..ADAM AND EVE SIN PREPLANNED?
*hadn't
*Adam and Eve's

I'm not even going to bother with correcting the punctuation here.

(18-08-2014 06:16 PM)mumumugu Wrote:  17
WAS GOD PARTIALLY OR INDIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SIN OF ADAM
There's a question mark missing at the end of that sentence.

(18-08-2014 06:16 PM)mumumugu Wrote:  18
WHO WITHNESSED THE DRAMA AND NARRATED IT.
*witnessed

Also, that period should be a question mark.

(18-08-2014 06:16 PM)mumumugu Wrote:  19
DID THE ADAM AND EVE STORY ACTUALLY HAPPEN OR NOT.
That period should be a question mark.

(18-08-2014 06:16 PM)mumumugu Wrote:  20
SHOULD IT BE TAKEN LITERALLY OR AS DOES IT HAVE ANOTHER MEANING?? DOES THE FRUIT ACTUALLY SYMBOLIZE SOMETHING ELSE?
The word "as" and the second question mark are both redundant.


(18-08-2014 06:16 PM)mumumugu Wrote:  try asking a pastor these questions and watch how he flares.
*Try

(18-08-2014 06:16 PM)mumumugu Wrote:  They dont have answers but will never admit.
*don't
*admit it

(18-08-2014 06:16 PM)mumumugu Wrote:  Instead,they will dangle round the question without givving you straight answers.finally, they will ask you to have faith.
*giving
*Finally

There's also a space missing after the first comma and the first period.


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