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12-11-2012, 05:16 PM (This post was last modified: 14-11-2012 08:21 PM by Buddy Christ.)
20 States Petition to Secede from Government (It's now up to all 50 states)
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/seci...10006.html

Question. Are Republicans retarded? Or just the biggest sore losers known to man?


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"We must contest every single inch of ground and delay the baby-murdering, tax-raising socialists at every opportunity. But in due time, the maggots will have eaten every morsel of flesh off of the rotting corpse of the Republic, and therein lies our opportunity... Why should Vermont and Texas live under the same government? Let each go her own way in peace, sign a free trade agreement among the states and we can avoid this gut-wrenching spectacle every four years."


You want to secede because your guy lost? Move to Canada. (Sorry Canadians, now they're your problem)

Obama is so not-Democrat that he's almost a Republican. The worst thing he's done is tried to provide everyone with healthcare. (There are worse things like extending the Patriot Act, but apparently that's a move that should please Repubs) And yet apparently, that's so offensive that cowboys, swamp people, and plantation owners named Herbert have reached their limit. This is a specific class of people. The religious right have ZERO understanding of other people. They'll fight for the freedom of religion, but only if it's their religion. If they don't get their way, they lose their shit. When they are outvoted, the fact that they are in the minority doesn't stop them from claiming that they are the REAL Americans.

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12-11-2012, 05:24 PM
RE: 20 States Petition to Secede from Government
(12-11-2012 05:16 PM)Buddy Christ Wrote:  http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/seci...10006.html

Question. Are Republicans retarded? Or just the biggest sore losers known to man?


[Best if read in a twangy accent while wearing a 2 foot wide belt buckle in the shape of Alan Jackson's head]
"We must contest every single inch of ground and delay the baby-murdering, tax-raising socialists at every opportunity. But in due time, the maggots will have eaten every morsel of flesh off of the rotting corpse of the Republic, and therein lies our opportunity... Why should Vermont and Texas live under the same government? Let each go her own way in peace, sign a free trade agreement among the states and we can avoid this gut-wrenching spectacle every four years."


You want to secede because your guy lost? Move to Canada. (Sorry Canadians, now they're your problem)

Obama is so not-Democrat that he's almost a Republican. The worst thing he's done is tried to provide everyone with healthcare. (There are worse things like extending the Patriot Act, but apparently that's a move that should please Repubs) And yet apparently, that's so offensive that cowboys, swamp people, and plantation owners named Herbert have reached their limit. This is a specific class of people. The religious right have ZERO understanding of other people. They'll fight for the freedom of religion, but only if it's their religion. If they don't get their way, they lose their shit. When they are outvoted, the fact that they are in the minority doesn't stop them from claiming that they are the REAL Americans.
Let's give them Arizona or Texas. And build a wall.

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12-11-2012, 05:29 PM
RE: 20 States Petition to Secede from Government
Hey now! Don't send 'em all here!

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12-11-2012, 05:31 PM
RE: 20 States Petition to Secede from Government
(12-11-2012 05:29 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Hey now! Don't send 'em all here!
Come to my place, I'll take in refugees. Yes

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12-11-2012, 05:39 PM
RE: 20 States Petition to Secede from Government
It's just more evidence of the Romney camps success.

I mean they lost the vote, but the whole campaign was far more successful than it ever should have been given the volume of blatant lies, and religious bullshit propaganda. Holy shit man, he almost won.

Even though he didn't win, the campaign trail has obviously left it's residue on the american people. For the people who never bought into the bales of lies being doled out, it pretty much cemented their dislike of the current republican party. For those who bought into it, they bought in the whole fucking way.

They believed every single thing that was said by the Romney team, and it's subsidiaries. They believed even when faced with overwhelming indisputable proof that Obama was an atheist muslim from another country. That can't even happen, and people still believed it. They believe he's a socialist out aborting all the innocent babies of the world no matter what the evidence said to the contrary. They believe that Obama caused the recession and all of the job loss, and that he's done nothing good for the country. Everything negative and untrue that was ever spewed out about Obama is like their bible. They ignore all of the positive things he's ever done or said including all of his obvious christian statements and only choose to believe the truth when it is indeed negative. Because they were told to at a time when they were having a hard time.

They don't want to be critical and actually hear both sides of the story, they want a magic solution that doesn't require shades of grey. It's what the Romney team was banking on winning them the election, and it almost fucking worked.

Of course they are butt hurt about it. It's like if they were told that if Romney would have been elected all of their problems would magically vanish and jesus himself would come down to earth and give them all fancy burritos.

What this election showed me was the obviousness of the bible being a lie. The ease with which when pressed people will crumble and ignore facts for the magical easy solution. How ready they are even in the age of information, to disregard that very information for empty promises and blatant soothing lies. If we ever wanted to run a scenario proving how easy it would be to convince millions that you were a magic wizard without a shred of evidence, just like what happened with christianity, here you have it.

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12-11-2012, 07:03 PM
RE: 20 States Petition to Secede from Government
You got my hopes up by the title Buddy, but then it turned out to be a shitty online petition that will never succeed.

I say let them, they can be in their white middle class conservative Christian nation, and all the sane people will remain in America.
It would actually increase the average IQ of the US.

Let them see how far their god will get them.

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12-11-2012, 07:17 PM
RE: 20 States Petition to Secede from Government
(12-11-2012 07:03 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  You got my hopes up by the title Buddy, but then it turned out to be a shitty online petition that will never succeed.
This. Well, mostly this. All that's going to happen if they get the required signatures is the administration will say "no" and things will continue on.
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12-11-2012, 07:21 PM
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(12-11-2012 07:17 PM)thirdangletheory Wrote:  
(12-11-2012 07:03 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  You got my hopes up by the title Buddy, but then it turned out to be a shitty online petition that will never succeed.
This. Well, mostly this. All that's going to happen if they get the required signatures is the administration will say "no" and things will continue on.
Or they will attack Fort Sumter and we get another civil war.

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12-11-2012, 07:48 PM
RE: 20 States Petition to Secede from Government
(12-11-2012 07:21 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(12-11-2012 07:17 PM)thirdangletheory Wrote:  This. Well, mostly this. All that's going to happen if they get the required signatures is the administration will say "no" and things will continue on.
Or they will attack Fort Sumter and we get another civil war.
Some in that area are still fighting the last one.

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12-11-2012, 07:52 PM
RE: 20 States Petition to Secede from Government
I heard on CBC tonight that some angry repubs want to escape Obama and move to Canada. I understand democrats coming but are these republicans in such a blind rage they forget we already have socialized universal Medicare and pay a lot more taxes to cover it?
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