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11-12-2012, 01:08 PM
20 days left
I thought we should really enjoy our last 20 days on this planet. We already know that the world ends in 2012; well it hasn't ended, yet, so get ready. The chances for it to end during the next 20 days are so high... as high as... before today.
Anyway.
Why not spend those last 20 days in a way we want to.

Here is my agenda:

1. Get everyone to send me their money (because who cares, after all, the world will end!)
2. Have sex and weed
3. Eat as much as you can
4. Have more sex and weed
5. Do something fun and exciting
6. Have a lot more sex and weed
7. Laugh at everyone, who sent you their money, on 1st January 2013
8. Laugh at and mock everyone who is now disappointed that really just that frigging Maya calendar ended and nothing else happened.
9. Start 1st January 2013, satisfied from all the food, fun, sex, weed, and money that you got, and have a good day.

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11-12-2012, 01:12 PM
RE: 20 days left
My agenda:
Catch the next train to Romania and go see if Leela has any weed and booze left. We'll see about the sex when I get there Cool

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11-12-2012, 01:18 PM
RE: 20 days left
Smoking the weed, and good eating: check. Sex: check.

Laughing at the idiots next year: Fucking priceless.
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11-12-2012, 01:49 PM (This post was last modified: 11-12-2012 03:08 PM by Leela.)
RE: 20 days left
(11-12-2012 01:12 PM)Vera Wrote:  My agenda:
Catch the next train to Romania and go see if Leela has any weed and booze left. We'll see about the sex when I get there Cool
Sounds <edit> like </edit> a plan! Thumbsup

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11-12-2012, 01:52 PM
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Just want y'all to know about the apocalypse insurance I'm selling. Never know when the end of the world may come.




























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11-12-2012, 01:57 PM (This post was last modified: 11-12-2012 03:11 PM by Vera.)
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(11-12-2012 01:49 PM)Leela Wrote:  
(11-12-2012 01:12 PM)Vera Wrote:  My agenda:
Catch the next train to Romania and go see if Leela has any weed and booze left. We'll see about the sex when I get there Cool
Sounds a <edit> like </edit> plan! Thumbsup
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11-12-2012, 02:00 PM
RE: 20 days left
Romania? Why did I think Leela was from Ireland?


The all time love of my life is Romanian.
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I'm dead srs BTW. I was her pen pal and still to this day have 3 books about her on my bookshelf.



Oh and Nancy Kerrigan of course.

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11-12-2012, 03:09 PM
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(11-12-2012 02:00 PM)germanyt Wrote:  Romania? Why did I think Leela was from Ireland?
because i lived there for the past two years

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11-12-2012, 03:11 PM (This post was last modified: 11-12-2012 03:17 PM by Janus.)
RE: 20 days left
(11-12-2012 01:08 PM)Leela Wrote:  Have sex and weed


Seems I didn't waste the past 44 years! Big Grin
Still practicing for the big day! Big Grin

So a word of advice: don't eat and drink too much, or you won't be able to enjoy sex. Eat and drink well, not much.
But go overboard on the sex! You never know when it's gonna be your last time! Live out your kinky fantasies while you still can! Like this guy did! Big Grin
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11-12-2012, 03:11 PM
RE: 20 days left
Well, I'm going to an End of the World Party on the 21st, so I plan to get completely obliterated.

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