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11-03-2017, 12:44 AM
2017-10-3
First Official* Holy Day, woo-hoo! I finally found god. He was hiding in non-existence the whole time. And he ain't a he. In celebration I've updated my siggy and resurrected my living word of Gwynnite facebook.

Looking for Apostles* anybody want in?

*(May 15th is a guesstimate as to when I fell for my Gwynnies, Beware the Hammer of the Eye of Day; Hammer Day for short. This one is gonna need a name - LC Day - is already not as *cool* as Hammer Day. Apostles in the sense of sane people to be assisting this prophet ...disciples sounds stupid.)

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11-03-2017, 12:48 AM
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Can I join? Or do you have rulz?


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11-03-2017, 12:55 AM
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(11-03-2017 12:48 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Can I join? Or do you have rulz?

Like my Gwynnite page linked in my siggy, and yer in. Wink

That page was languishing in abeyance and I made a fatal assumption, that the reason being was that I was just fat and lazy and useless; surprisingly, I was wrong. Only time will tell how wrong.

Oh, there is a rule - no worshiping the damn prophet. Let's clear that right out of the way.

If you hate Gwyneth, just don't bring it up. 'Cause that'll be a disaster.

Can't think of any other rules right now.

And thanks for your interest. Heart

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11-03-2017, 01:00 AM
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(11-03-2017 12:55 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  
(11-03-2017 12:48 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Can I join? Or do you have rulz?

Like my Gwynnite page linked in my siggy, and yer in. Wink

That page was languishing in abeyance and I made a fatal assumption, that the reason being was that I was just fat and lazy and useless; surprisingly, I was wrong. Only time will tell how wrong.

Oh, there is a rule - no worshiping the damn prophet. Let's clear that right out of the way.

If you hate Gwyneth, just don't bring it up. 'Cause that'll be a disaster.

Can't think of any other rules right now.

And thanks for your interest. Heart

It's licked and liked too.

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Whadddya mean I can't worship the prophet? You're no fun.


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And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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11-03-2017, 01:06 AM
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(11-03-2017 12:44 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  First Official* Holy Day, woo-hoo! I finally found god. He was hiding in non-existence the whole time. And he ain't a he. In celebration I've updated my siggy and resurrected my living word of Gwynnite facebook.

Looking for Apostles* anybody want in?

*(May 15th is a guesstimate as to when I fell for my Gwynnies, Beware the Hammer of the Eye of Day; Hammer Day for short. This one is gonna need a name - LC Day - is already not as *cool* as Hammer Day. Apostles in the sense of sane people to be assisting this prophet ...disciples sounds stupid.)

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11-03-2017, 01:16 AM
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In order to create a religion, first you must tell a lie. Next you must believe that lie above all else. The lie I told was that Gwyneth Paltrow is god, but I couldn't believe in beyond all else without faith in a higher power.
So I used a hack. The "god" I believe in expresses to me as entropy, expresses through Gwyneth as love.

Although there's still a whole lot of "making it up as I go along" going on.
(11-03-2017 01:00 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Whadddya mean I can't worship the prophet? You're no fun.

'Cause I'm the only one who gets to worship the prophet - Gwyneth. Tongue

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11-03-2017, 02:48 AM
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(11-03-2017 01:00 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  It's licked and liked too.

BlinkBlinkBlink

I'll bet!

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12-03-2017, 12:12 AM
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12-03-2017, 12:14 AM
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(11-03-2017 12:44 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  This one is gonna need a name - LC Day - is already not as *cool* as Hammer Day.... So I used a hack. The "god" I believe in expresses to me as entropy, expresses through Gwyneth as love.

Zero day.
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12-03-2017, 06:18 AM
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(12-03-2017 12:14 AM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(11-03-2017 12:44 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  This one is gonna need a name - LC Day - is already not as *cool* as Hammer Day.... So I used a hack. The "god" I believe in expresses to me as entropy, expresses through Gwyneth as love.

Zero day.
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But that's taken. Sad

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