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11-04-2012, 06:41 PM
365 ways to deal with fundies...
Can we come up with 365 ways to deal with fundies?

It could be a desk calender
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11-04-2012, 06:45 PM
RE: 365 ways to deal with fundies...
Lobotomy? Angel

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....
Best
Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
Worst
Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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11-04-2012, 06:52 PM (This post was last modified: 11-04-2012 06:54 PM by mrbouf.)
RE: 365 ways to deal with fundies...
#2



Next time they are harassing you about how you are raising your kids, your
relationship or whatever, through out an expletive.



Its like chaff to a air to air missile, they will focus in on that one word,
and drop all other subjects immediately!



Careful to not use more advanced swear words like cunt, as they might not be
aware of them. While they may not know what fuck means, they will almost for
sure know that it is a dirty word, as thats the point in the movie where their
parents stopped the movie and sent everyone off to bed.







#3. When they are applying the god talk just a bit too much...blurt out that you prefer the NIV.
Some call it redirection. I call it "Hey, let's watch their heads explode!"
#4. The use of science and logic is not the greatest way to drive a point home.

Preferred method is passive aggressive jabs and Scripture quoting. The
really good ones can do both at the same time so be prepared to just
stare blankly at them.
$5 Ladies, wearing defrauding (revealing)
clothing will also cause fundie men to disappear, its like sieving out
the ones you really didn't want to make an advance on you in the first
place.
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