"50 Shades of Grey"
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11-09-2012, 11:12 AM
(This post was last modified: 13-09-2012 11:46 AM by legendoflink.)
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"50 Shades of Grey"
Whether you are male or female, I know that you have probably heard about this book, somewhere. It's been talked about everywhere, including high schools. The more I heard about this book, the more tempted I became to read it. Finally, I had a friend bring me the book to borrow and I finished it in merely 2 days. Anyway, here are my thoughts:
If you are not sexually active, this book will most likely be severely revolting and/or traumatizing. If you are sexually active, then this may not be anything that you couldn't handle. If you watch porn, that's simply all this book is. Straight, up erotica. That said, here are somethings to consider:
Firstly, someone needs to take this author’s thesaurus and hide it someplace safe.“Anticipation hangs heavy and portentous over my head…” “‘So I brought you here,” he said phlegmatically. “The ceremony takes another hour to conclude. It’s interminable.” “Another mercurial mood swing; it’s so hard to keep up.” “I’m lost in a quagmire of sensation.” “I revel in his possession, his lust slaking mine.” “I turn into my pillow and the sluice gates open.” “Trepidation lances through me.” Wow. This woman's "inner goddess" gets to be a bit much, sometimes. "My inner goddess is jumping up and down, clapping her hands like a five year old.” “My inner goddess stops jumping and smiles serenely.” “My inner goddess shakes her head at me.” “My inner goddess pops her head above the parapet.” 80 references, in all, to Ana’s inner goddess. ![]() This excerpt right here, almost made me vomit. Quote:His breathing is ragged, matching mine. YUCK! Who the hell does that?! Oh and how could I almost forget "Laters, baby." What. The. Fuck. Everytime that was written, I wanted to cry. BUT... The sex scenes are very descriptive and I think that they could've gotten a lot of women a little hot and bothered. ![]() (Definitely if you're into BDSM.) People say that the story line itself was rubbish, but I found it highly interesting. Yes, I will be reading the second one.. and I'll keep you updated (if you'd like). Bye. ![]() "You don't disappoint me.... I think your much braver than you may believe." bemore |
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11-09-2012, 11:13 AM
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RE: 50 Shades of Grey
It is just smut. If a man wrote it then it would be considered misogynistic.
Frankie de la Cunto |
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11-09-2012, 11:18 AM
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RE: 50 Shades of Grey
My wife is reading it.
It's hilariously bad literature. Only thing worse is Twilight. ![]() |
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11-09-2012, 11:19 AM
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RE: 50 Shades of Grey
It's very arousing though... to some.
"You don't disappoint me.... I think your much braver than you may believe." bemore |
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11-09-2012, 11:19 AM
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RE: 50 Shades of Grey
You're too young to read that crap...
Wait till you join the 40-50 crowd - that's who's eating it up... ![]() |
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11-09-2012, 11:20 AM
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RE: 50 Shades of Grey
(11-09-2012 11:19 AM)xLegendofLink096x Wrote: It's very arousing though... to some. I'm sure there is far better erotica out there. Something that is actually well written. Frankie de la Cunto |
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11-09-2012, 11:20 AM
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RE: 50 Shades of Grey
(11-09-2012 11:13 AM)frankiej Wrote: It is just smut. If a man wrote it then it would be considered misogynistic. I've really grown to love Gilbert Godfried. This is awesome. ![]() It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness ![]() ~Izel |
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11-09-2012, 11:21 AM
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RE: 50 Shades of Grey
(11-09-2012 11:19 AM)Seasbury Wrote: You're too young to read that crap... So to speak... ![]() It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness ![]() ~Izel |
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11-09-2012, 11:21 AM
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RE: 50 Shades of Grey
(11-09-2012 11:18 AM)kingschosen Wrote: My wife is reading it. Good Christ-like wife you have there. ![]() It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness ![]() ~Izel |
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11-09-2012, 11:26 AM
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RE: 50 Shades of Grey
(11-09-2012 11:21 AM)Erxomai Wrote:(11-09-2012 11:18 AM)kingschosen Wrote: My wife is reading it. No different than watching an R movie with sex in it. Meh. That stuff doesn't bother or convict us. ![]() |
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