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50 shades of Gr.....
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27-01-2013, 03:54 PM
(This post was last modified: 27-01-2013 05:50 PM by Hobbitgirl.)
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50 shades of Gr.....
![[Image: 484734_10151358464474717_1588135812_n.jpg]](https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/484734_10151358464474717_1588135812_n.jpg) I ran across these "inspirational" christian books at the grocery store today. Id like you to draw your attention to the amish romance novels..... ![[Image: 602791_10151358464254717_151356976_n.jpg]](https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/602791_10151358464254717_151356976_n.jpg) Lol. But this last one really cracked me up ![[Image: 602922_10151358464749717_1991025144_n.jpg]](https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/602922_10151358464749717_1991025144_n.jpg) Those christians are trying to get in on the action too apparently. 
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27-01-2013, 04:00 PM
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RE: Just a quick chuckle.
Kinky!
http://www.wistv.com/story/19464153/50-s...ook-lovers Went to read up on that Cate disaster. And I thought my books were crappy. Now I actually feel better and can go back to my sex scene happier. Thanks 
"E se non passa la tristezza con altri occhi la guarderò." |
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27-01-2013, 04:07 PM
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RE: Just a quick chuckle.
Oh sweet Jesus.
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27-01-2013, 05:51 PM
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RE: 50 shades of Gr.....
Lol. Awesome right?
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27-01-2013, 06:12 PM
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RE: 50 shades of Gr.....
Now how the hell have I lived all my life so close to the heart of Amish country but never seen me a good Amish romance novel. lol good grief.
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28-01-2013, 02:15 AM
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RE: Just a quick chuckle.
(27-01-2013 04:07 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote: Oh sweet Jesus. You called? Mighty nice facepalm you have there. The people closely associated with the namesake of female canines are suffering from a nondescript form of lunacy. "Anti-environmentalism is like standing in front of a forest and going 'quick kill them they're coming right for us!'" - Jake Farr-Wharton, The Imaginary Friend Show. |
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28-01-2013, 07:02 AM
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RE: 50 shades of Gr.....
...Gently, he slid his hard, callused hand - rough and beaten from the hours of farmwork - along the length of her thick wool sweater. A chill went through his body as he imagined the soft skin that must surely lie somewhere deep underneath the multiple layers of fabric. She looked at him with a mischevious twinkle in her eye. "Jacob," she stammered, still trying to maintain her lucidity, "I think...I think tonight is the night." He gazed at her from behind the thickness of his sideburns; dangling like flycatchers from either side of his brow. "Are you sure?" he asked. Without saying a word, she reached down - breaking every taboo known to her society - and lifted the corner of her dress; revealing the smallest patch of ankle hidden underneath.
Overcome with a passion which burned like the fire used for cooking/heating/illumination in who's warm glow they were embraced, he could not take it anymore. He immediately opened the front pocket of his sweater, revealing the fullness of a large, thick leather-bound Bible hidden underneath. Her eyes lit up with excitement and thrill. She quickly reached underneath her dress and, overcome with the same burning passion which was rapidly engulfing them both, began to finger the pages of her own Bible. For the next several hours, the two lovers read Bible verses to one another through deep, heavy breaths. (I would have kept going but it's getting SOOO hot in here) 
Through profound pain comes profound knowledge. Ridi, Pagliaccio, sul tuo amore infranto! Ridi del duol, che t'avvelena il cor! |
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28-01-2013, 08:51 AM
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RE: 50 shades of Gr.....
Christian fiction literature is so embarrassing.
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28-01-2013, 08:54 AM
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RE: 50 shades of Gr.....
(28-01-2013 08:51 AM)kingschosen Wrote: ChristianIt's all fiction ![[Image: icon_shh.gif]](http://img.scottishfootballforums.co.uk/forums//public/style_emoticons/default/icon_shh.gif){kind=icon}
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28-01-2013, 09:04 AM
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RE: 50 shades of Gr.....
(28-01-2013 08:54 AM)Vera Wrote:Christianity(28-01-2013 08:51 AM)kingschosen Wrote: ChristianIt's all fiction Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims. Science is not a subject, but a method. ![[Image: flagstiny%206.gif]](http://www.acbeddoe.com/photos/flagstiny%206.gif)
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