50 shades of Gr.....
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28-01-2013, 10:10 AM
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RE: 50 shades of Gr.....
(28-01-2013 02:15 AM)Free Thought Wrote:(27-01-2013 04:07 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote: Oh sweet Jesus.You called? HA! The first thing I thought when I saw that was, "Wow, where'd Cheap get that pic of Free?". ![]() A new type of thinking is essential if mankind is to survive and move to higher levels. ~ Albert Einstein |
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28-01-2013, 10:31 AM
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(27-01-2013 03:54 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:It's a very Christian thing to do. Copy some hip secular thing but add a religious twist to it. See music, entertainment, vacations, kids camps, books, movies, websites. But COURTING CATE???????????? Thanks! You just took my libido and starched and pressed it! "IN THRUST WE TRUST" "We were conservative Jews and that meant we obeyed God's Commandments until His rules became a royal pain in the ass." - Joel Chastnoff, The 188th Crybaby Brigade |
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28-01-2013, 10:32 AM
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RE: Just a quick chuckle.
"IN THRUST WE TRUST" "We were conservative Jews and that meant we obeyed God's Commandments until His rules became a royal pain in the ass." - Joel Chastnoff, The 188th Crybaby Brigade |
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28-01-2013, 10:45 AM
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RE: Just a quick chuckle.
"Sex. As a people it seems we are just enamored with it. So what we
wanted to do is say ok this is what the culture is saying about love and romance. But that's what the culture, the world is saying about it. But what is God saying about it," Who gives a rat's ass what the people who wrote the god book said about it? What kind of sadistic fuck creates humanity, makes sex the only way to continue humanity, makes sex the most pleasurable thing known to humanity and then tells humanity to STFU about sex? ![]() |
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28-01-2013, 11:18 AM
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(28-01-2013 07:02 AM)Misanthropik Wrote: ...Gently, he slid his hard, callused hand - rough and beaten from the hours of farmwork - along the length of her thick wool sweater. A chill went through his body as he imagined the soft skin that must surely lie somewhere deep underneath the multiple layers of fabric. She looked at him with a mischevious twinkle in her eye. "Jacob," she stammered, still trying to maintain her lucidity, "I think...I think tonight is the night." He gazed at her from behind the thickness of his sideburns; dangling like flycatchers from either side of his brow. "Are you sure?" he asked. Without saying a word, she reached down - breaking every taboo known to her society - and lifted the corner of her dress; revealing the smallest patch of ankle hidden underneath. wow.. I almost pissed myself from laughter ![]() Life is short and hard like a body building elf-- Blood Hound Gang |
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28-01-2013, 11:40 AM
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RE: 50 shades of Gr.....
Vera's next translation job...Amish porn.
![]() See here they are the bruises some were self-inflicted and some showed up along the way. - JF |
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28-01-2013, 12:01 PM
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(28-01-2013 11:40 AM)Anjele Wrote: Amish porn.This could totally work. And I foresee that it won't be just barns that will be raised... Who doesn't like outdoor sex... and I can't be the only one who thinks this screams orgy ![]() ![]() "E se non passa la tristezza con altri occhi la guarderĂ²." |
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28-01-2013, 01:22 PM
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(28-01-2013 12:01 PM)Vera Wrote:YEAH!.....FUCK! YES!!!......BUILD THAT BARN, YOU DIRTY BITCH!!(28-01-2013 11:40 AM)Anjele Wrote: Amish porn.This could totally work. And I foresee that it won't be just barns that will be raised... Who doesn't like outdoor sex... and I can't be the only one who thinks this screams orgy "IN THRUST WE TRUST" "We were conservative Jews and that meant we obeyed God's Commandments until His rules became a royal pain in the ass." - Joel Chastnoff, The 188th Crybaby Brigade |
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28-01-2013, 01:28 PM
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(28-01-2013 01:22 PM)Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver Wrote: YEAH!.....FUCK! YES!!!......BUILD THAT BARN, YOU DIRTY BITCH!!Son, you have some weird ideas about porn... and possibly other things ![]() It's the men who will be doing the building (and raising)... and to celebrate a good day's work - a good night's boinking in the newly-built barn. Plus, no electricity, so everybody's gonna look attractive. "E se non passa la tristezza con altri occhi la guarderĂ²." |
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28-01-2013, 02:54 PM
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(28-01-2013 11:18 AM)k37713 Wrote:Not exactly the "wetness" I was trying to evoke, but it'll do.(28-01-2013 07:02 AM)Misanthropik Wrote: ...Gently, he slid his hard, callused hand - rough and beaten from the hours of farmwork - along the length of her thick wool sweater. A chill went through his body as he imagined the soft skin that must surely lie somewhere deep underneath the multiple layers of fabric. She looked at him with a mischevious twinkle in her eye. "Jacob," she stammered, still trying to maintain her lucidity, "I think...I think tonight is the night." He gazed at her from behind the thickness of his sideburns; dangling like flycatchers from either side of his brow. "Are you sure?" he asked. Without saying a word, she reached down - breaking every taboo known to her society - and lifted the corner of her dress; revealing the smallest patch of ankle hidden underneath. ![]() Through profound pain comes profound knowledge. Ridi, Pagliaccio, sul tuo amore infranto! Ridi del duol, che t'avvelena il cor! |
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