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05-04-2013, 01:46 AM (This post was last modified: 05-04-2013 02:14 AM by HU.Junyuan.)
A 10-year-old political joke. Came across it again today.
I find this joke funny because my surname is also Hu, whose pronunciation is EXACTLY the same as the word 'who' in a question. In case you may ask WHO, here I present to you this joke which was first on the internet about 10 years ago, when George W. Bush was still the U.S. President and HU, Jintao was the newly elected Chairman (President) of China.

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Title: Who (Hu) Is the President of China

Hu Jintao was elected as the President of China.

SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice.

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Let's hear it.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu。

George: The Chinese?

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' ask me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's whose name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes sir.

George: Yassir? You mean Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.

Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. and then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: Call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: and stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N!

Condi: Kofi?

George: All right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice here.

George: Rice? Good idea. and a couple of egg rolls, too.

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Now the newly elected Chairman (President) of China is XI, Jinping. His surname Xi sounds EXACTLY the same as 'she?', the word 'she' in a rising tone.

Maybe you guys can make some joke about Xi and Obama.

Looking forward to that.

Title: Is she (Xi) the President of China ? But that's a HE !

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05-04-2013, 09:55 AM
RE: A 10-year-old political joke. Came across it again today.
(05-04-2013 01:46 AM)HU.Junyuan Wrote:  I find this joke funny because my surname is also Hu, whose pronunciation is EXACTLY the same as the word 'who' in a question. In case you may ask WHO, here I present to you this joke which was first on the internet about 10 years ago, when George W. Bush was still the U.S. President and HU, Jintao was the newly elected Chairman (President) of China.

========================

Title: Who (Hu) Is the President of China

Hu Jintao was elected as the President of China.

SCENE: The Oval Office. George Bush and Condolezza Rice.

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Let's hear it.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu。

George: The Chinese?

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' ask me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's whose name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes sir.

George: Yassir? You mean Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.

Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. and then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: Call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: and stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N!

Condi: Kofi?

George: All right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice here.

George: Rice? Good idea. and a couple of egg rolls, too.

========================

Now the newly elected Chairman (President) of China is XI, Jinping. His surname Xi sounds EXACTLY the same as 'she?', the word 'she' in a rising tone.

Maybe you guys can make some joke about Xi and Obama.

Looking forward to that.

Title: Is she (Xi) the President of China ? But that's a HE !

Dont know if this will work but here's the original. It's called Who's on first?

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05-04-2013, 10:03 AM
RE: A 10-year-old political joke. Came across it again today.
I loved Abbot and Costello when I was a kid.

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