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12-06-2016, 06:54 AM
RE: A God nut on my stream
(12-06-2016 06:51 AM)JDog554 Wrote:  
(12-06-2016 06:49 AM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  You could be the Gaming Joel Osteen, no hellfire or faith needed, just platitudes involving references gamers like. "The cake may be a lie, but Jesus is not" or "You can overcome your inner demons, prayer is like your BFG in Doom".

"Tired of driving to missions in GTA, let Jesus take the wheel."

....I laughed. But you can't call it Game Church if you do it, they already exist and have the name. Tongue

"The only micro-transaction Jesus wants in the game of life is your soul. After that, Heaven is free DLC."

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12-06-2016, 07:09 AM
RE: A God nut on my stream
(12-06-2016 06:54 AM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  
(12-06-2016 06:51 AM)JDog554 Wrote:  "Tired of driving to missions in GTA, let Jesus take the wheel."

....I laughed. But you can't call it Game Church if you do it, they already exist and have the name. Tongue

"The only micro-transaction Jesus wants in the game of life is your soul. After that, Heaven is free DLC."

Darn.... will have to think of something.


"Did you update your PC (Personal Church), your FPS (Faith Per Second) is rising."

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12-06-2016, 08:47 AM
RE: A God nut on my stream
(12-06-2016 07:09 AM)JDog554 Wrote:  
(12-06-2016 06:54 AM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  ....I laughed. But you can't call it Game Church if you do it, they already exist and have the name. Tongue

"The only micro-transaction Jesus wants in the game of life is your soul. After that, Heaven is free DLC."

Darn.... will have to think of something.


"Did you update your PC (Personal Church), your FPS (Faith Per Second) is rising."
That was completely perfect and Joel-worthy!!Thumbsup

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12-06-2016, 08:48 AM
RE: A God nut on my stream
(12-06-2016 08:47 AM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  
(12-06-2016 07:09 AM)JDog554 Wrote:  Darn.... will have to think of something.


"Did you update your PC (Personal Church), your FPS (Faith Per Second) is rising."
That was completely perfect and Joel-worthy!!Thumbsup

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13-06-2016, 11:32 PM
RE: A God nut on my stream
It would have been a bot.
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14-06-2016, 06:02 AM
RE: A God nut on my stream
I suppose though. They usually are.

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