A Haunted Story
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24-10-2016, 09:34 AM
RE: A Haunted Story
(24-10-2016 09:27 AM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  
(24-10-2016 07:36 AM)jennybee Wrote:  The troll, dressed in a speedo and eating a can of beans, was part of the shack/house sex orgy.

The troll, having relieved itself, began to stroke the shack's shingles. The troll and shack had known eachother for many years, and knew eachother intimately. All three orgy members, in the throes of ecstasy, where oblivious to the stampede of wild boars heading their way. Their beady eyes bloodshot and crazed by the toxic fumes of the troll's gas

Cujo, the Great Dane, looked on as he remembered his bloody origins as boar hound. With lightning speed he whirled towards the boars and, in short order, got them by the jugular. His eyes glowing in the aftermath, his vicious, violent original nature had broken through. Forgotten were hundreds of years of evolution, Cujo was a magnificent boar hound, the fastest and strongest dog in the world.

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24-10-2016, 09:42 AM
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Later that night, the troll and Cujo feasted on wild boar meat, with bellies full, and about to take that last bite of bloodied boar corpse, they heard a loud shriek.
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24-10-2016, 11:50 AM
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Turns out the boars weren't really wild, and their shotgun-toting owner was quite enraged.
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24-10-2016, 02:42 PM
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(24-10-2016 11:50 AM)Fireball Wrote:  Turns out the boars weren't really wild, and their shotgun-toting owner was quite enraged.

Esmerelda the wicked shack hunter was her name, and she was going to end the love affair between the shack and the haunted house by hook, or more likely, by crook.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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24-10-2016, 03:39 PM
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Esmeralda conjured up a spell, the darkest of dark spells, because you know, a woman's wrath Wink
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25-10-2016, 12:03 AM
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Into her cauldron she put some fresh pope shit, collected at midnight in the woods, because everyone knows that the pope shits in the forest when nobody's watching.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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25-10-2016, 06:12 AM
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Esmerelda watched with great anticipation as the Pope crap sizzled away.... would it release black smoke, white smoke or the dreaded ......

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25-10-2016, 06:31 AM
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(25-10-2016 06:12 AM)Marozz Wrote:  Esmerelda watched with great anticipation as the Pope crap sizzled away.... would it release black smoke, white smoke or the dreaded ......

...stench!!! Shocking

If that occurred, then a housing crisis would surely follow.

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25-10-2016, 07:41 AM
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Esmeralda then danced naked in the moonlight...with pope poo ash smeared all over her body Gasp
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25-10-2016, 08:28 AM
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Meanwhile, Cujo used his nose to locate the pope. He scoured the woods, scoured the meadows, and finally located the pope in the house. Was the pope at fault? Could he be abusing the shack?

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