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03-06-2016, 04:58 PM
A New (?) One For The Junk Food Junkie
I called around and asked a few people -- and nobody had heard of, had tried, or was willing to admit to trying this ----- so I decided that in the interest of science - this needed testing......

First off -- if you're one of those people who's idea of great food is boiled kale, and some spinach and broccoli salad --- just please kindly go away...........

This isn't for you..... Sure, you're healthy -- and someday - when you're dying for no apparent reason - don't blame me.... You brought it on yourself.....

But -- if salt, fat and sugar are your three food groups - stick around..........

...............

Deep fried battered hot dogs.................

..........

No shit..... I thought of this the other day -- out of the blue --- and realized I'd never had one ---- and goddamit --- I'm gonna try it before I check out for good.....................


It's simple

A deep fryer with good seasoned frying oil.

All beef hot dogs.

Drakes batter mix.

Mix the batter mix with water --- a bit thicker than you'd normally use for fish or chicken..... Drop the hot dogs in --- throw them in the deep fryer at 425 or so for 5 minutes -- till they float and the batter is browned..................

.....

Let cool a few minutes......................

.....

Sure - it's not fillet Mignon --- it's not supposed to be, smartass.... It's junk food..........................


But, damned if it doesn't smell like the county fair...................................

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03-06-2016, 05:02 PM
RE: A New (?) One For The Junk Food Junkie
(03-06-2016 04:58 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  I called around and asked a few people -- and nobody had heard of, had tried, or was willing to admit to trying this ----- so I decided that in the interest of science - this needed testing......

First off -- if you're one of those people who's idea of great food is boiled kale, and some spinach and broccoli salad --- just please kindly go away...........

This isn't for you..... Sure, you're healthy -- and someday - when you're dying for no apparent reason - don't blame me.... You brought it on yourself.....

But -- if salt, fat and sugar are your three food groups - stick around..........

...............

Deep fried battered hot dogs.................

..........

No shit..... I thought of this the other day -- out of the blue --- and realized I'd never had one ---- and goddamit --- I'm gonna try it before I check out for good.....................


It's simple

A deep fryer with good seasoned frying oil.

All beef hot dogs.

Drakes batter mix.

Mix the batter mix with water --- a bit thicker than you'd normally use for fish or chicken..... Drop the hot dogs in --- throw them in the deep fryer at 425 or so for 5 minutes -- till they float and the batter is browned..................

.....

Let cool a few minutes......................

.....

Sure - it's not fillet Mignon --- it's not supposed to be, smartass.... It's junk food..........................


But, damned if it doesn't smell like the county fair...................................

...

We call them corn dogs around here.

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03-06-2016, 05:06 PM
RE: A New (?) One For The Junk Food Junkie
Never heard of it but I will certainly try it. Sounds delish...Smile

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03-06-2016, 05:08 PM
RE: A New (?) One For The Junk Food Junkie
(03-06-2016 05:02 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  We call them corn dogs around here.
That almost made me laugh out loud.

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03-06-2016, 05:08 PM
RE: A New (?) One For The Junk Food Junkie
(03-06-2016 05:02 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(03-06-2016 04:58 PM)onlinebiker Wrote:  I called around and asked a few people -- and nobody had heard of, had tried, or was willing to admit to trying this ----- so I decided that in the interest of science - this needed testing......

First off -- if you're one of those people who's idea of great food is boiled kale, and some spinach and broccoli salad --- just please kindly go away...........

This isn't for you..... Sure, you're healthy -- and someday - when you're dying for no apparent reason - don't blame me.... You brought it on yourself.....

But -- if salt, fat and sugar are your three food groups - stick around..........

...............

Deep fried battered hot dogs.................

..........

No shit..... I thought of this the other day -- out of the blue --- and realized I'd never had one ---- and goddamit --- I'm gonna try it before I check out for good.....................


It's simple

A deep fryer with good seasoned frying oil.

All beef hot dogs.

Drakes batter mix.

Mix the batter mix with water --- a bit thicker than you'd normally use for fish or chicken..... Drop the hot dogs in --- throw them in the deep fryer at 425 or so for 5 minutes -- till they float and the batter is browned..................

.....

Let cool a few minutes......................

.....

Sure - it's not fillet Mignon --- it's not supposed to be, smartass.... It's junk food..........................


But, damned if it doesn't smell like the county fair...................................

...

We call them corn dogs around here.

I've eaten a truckload of corndogs in my day....

this ain't that................

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03-06-2016, 06:01 PM
RE: A New (?) One For The Junk Food Junkie
Pigs in a blanket....

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03-06-2016, 07:54 PM
RE: A New (?) One For The Junk Food Junkie
(03-06-2016 06:01 PM)Dom Wrote:  Pigs in a blanket....

Nope... not that, either..........

This is a hot dog in a crisp, crunchy coating............

Not like a corn dog, or a pig in a blanket...............

It's .....

Different....

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03-06-2016, 07:59 PM
RE: A New (?) One For The Junk Food Junkie
These days I am not allowed certain junk foods. I first tried a battered hot dog on a stick in the 70's. I liked them. I prefered fish and chips though.

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