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16-09-2016, 05:54 AM
A Silly Story
The Moon was bright blue but, with the sky all but covered by the record numbers in the annual flying-pig migration, Splodd could barely see the end of his . . .
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You must complete this sentence then stop somewhere in your next. At least twelve new words per post please.

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16-09-2016, 05:59 AM
RE: A Silly Story
aeroplane. But he was intent on shooting down those pigs. For too long they had flown over his farmstead shitting all over his patio!
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16-09-2016, 06:08 AM
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But unknown to Splodd, the pigs were armed with heat-seeking guano-filled mutant penguins.......

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16-09-2016, 06:22 AM
RE: A Silly Story
Sorry, forgot to ask you to copy/paste the previous assemblage, then add your bit, so we can all see the whole story. Also good tactic to leave the next author with a little mid-sentence booby trap. Great going though!

Stitched them together -

The Moon was bright blue but, with the sky all but covered by the record numbers in the annual flying-pig migration, Splodd could barely see the end of his aeroplane. But he was intent on shooting down those pigs. For too long they had flown over his farmstead shitting all over his patio!

But unknown to Splodd, the pigs were armed with heat-seeking guano-filled mutant penguins...

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16-09-2016, 06:46 AM
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The Moon was bright blue but, with the sky all but covered by the record numbers in the annual flying-pig migration, Splodd could barely see the end of his aeroplane. But he was intent on shooting down those pigs. For too long they had flown over his farmstead shitting all over his patio!

But unknown to Splodd, the pigs were armed with heat-seeking guano-filled mutant penguins...

Unfortunately whoever armed the pigs forgot that penguins were flightless. Several hundred feet below them was
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16-09-2016, 06:48 AM
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(Sorry had to edit my post)
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16-09-2016, 06:55 AM
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The Moon was bright blue but, with the sky all but covered by the record numbers in the annual flying-pig migration, Splodd could barely see the end of his aeroplane. But he was intent on shooting down those pigs. For too long they had flown over his farmstead shitting all over his patio!

But unknown to Splodd, the pigs were armed with heat-seeking guano-filled mutant penguins...

Unfortunately whoever armed the pigs forgot that penguins were flightless. Several hundred feet below them was a lake full of giant gefilte fish who thought guano stuffed penguins second only to ostrich Kiev as a gastronomic treat. The penguins lasted only seconds but the bloated gefilte fish

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16-09-2016, 08:20 AM
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The Moon was bright blue but, with the sky all but covered by the record numbers in the annual flying-pig migration, Splodd could barely see the end of his aeroplane. But he was intent on shooting down those pigs. For too long they had flown over his farmstead shitting all over his patio!

But unknown to Splodd, the pigs were armed with heat-seeking guano-filled mutant penguins...

Unfortunately whoever armed the pigs forgot that penguins were flightless. Several hundred feet below them was a lake full of giant gefilte fish who thought guano stuffed penguins second only to ostrich Kiev as a gastronomic treat. The penguins lasted only seconds but the bloated gefilte fish were unaware that a large morbidly obese man whose name was Kevin has decided that he was going to do a full-on belly flop into the lake, and when he hit the water.....

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16-09-2016, 08:55 AM
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The Moon was bright blue but, with the sky all but covered by the record numbers in the annual flying-pig migration, Splodd could barely see the end of his aeroplane. But he was intent on shooting down those pigs. For too long they had flown over his farmstead shitting all over his patio!

But unknown to Splodd, the pigs were armed with heat-seeking guano-filled mutant penguins...

Unfortunately whoever armed the pigs forgot that penguins were flightless. Several hundred feet below them was a lake full of giant gefilte fish who thought guano stuffed penguins second only to ostrich Kiev as a gastronomic treat. The penguins lasted only seconds but the bloated gefilte fish were unaware that a large morbidly obese man whose name was Kevin has decided that he was going to do a full-on belly flop into the lake, and when he hit the water gefiltefish were rocketed into the air like scaly minions of death. They tore through the formation of pigs, wreaking a havoc not seen since the Great Pork Explosion of 1984, when a passing meteor had heated a large pig farm to the bursting point. (Many of the townspeople, in fact, later complained that the gefiltefish had caused even more destruction and heartache, since much of the resulting bacon fell to the water, wasted.)
Splodd saw pigs falling everywhere, and did a victory roll while shaking his fist in triumph! But it seemed his celebration was premature, for just then...
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16-09-2016, 10:02 AM
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The Moon was bright blue but, with the sky all but covered by the record numbers in the annual flying-pig migration, Splodd could barely see the end of his aeroplane. But he was intent on shooting down those pigs. For too long they had flown over his farmstead shitting all over his patio!

But unknown to Splodd, the pigs were armed with heat-seeking guano-filled mutant penguins...

Unfortunately whoever armed the pigs forgot that penguins were flightless. Several hundred feet below them was a lake full of giant gefilte fish who thought guano stuffed penguins second only to ostrich Kiev as a gastronomic treat. The penguins lasted only seconds but the bloated gefilte fish were unaware that a large morbidly obese man whose name was Kevin has decided that he was going to do a full-on belly flop into the lake, and when he hit the water gefiltefish were rocketed into the air like scaly minions of death. They tore through the formation of pigs, wreaking a havoc not seen since the Great Pork Explosion of 1984, when a passing meteor had heated a large pig farm to the bursting point. (Many of the townspeople, in fact, later complained that the gefiltefish had caused even more destruction and heartache, since much of the resulting bacon fell to the water, wasted.)
Splodd saw pigs falling everywhere, and did a victory roll while shaking his fist in triumph! But it seemed his celebration was premature, for just then...
the great Stark entered the scene with his magic pipe and all the little piggies gathered around and....

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