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06-10-2012, 09:16 AM
A Thread to Make DLJ Shake His Head
What kind of wiper are you?
Front to back?
Back to Front?
Right Hand, Left Hand, or prosthesis?

Bidet anyone?

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06-10-2012, 09:27 AM
RE: A Thread to Make DLJ Shake His Head
Sad

I go get drunk now.
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06-10-2012, 10:01 AM
RE: A Thread to Make DLJ Shake His Head
Are we washing a car?
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06-10-2012, 10:03 AM (This post was last modified: 06-10-2012 10:10 AM by DLJ.)
RE: A Thread to Make DLJ Shake His Head
It was completely involuntary but, yes, I shook my head.

Let us assume that you are not referring to how I wipe the cigarette ash off my keyboard...

Depends on the hotel but most hotels in KL and also at home, I enjoy a jet of warm liquid up my arse.

Then I wipe front to back and with my right hand (just as a secret joke to myself when I shake hands with my Muslim colleagues and friends).

But more often than not, I outsource my ablutions in what can only be described as a ceremonial ritual (based on very primitive acts of mutual grooming) before and after.

(You mentioned "hand" but you forgot the "tongue" option).

Serves you right for asking!

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06-10-2012, 10:19 AM
RE: A Thread to Make DLJ Shake His Head
What's wiping? I let nature sort it out.

"I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments." -Jim Morrison
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06-10-2012, 10:33 AM
A Thread to Make DLJ Shake His Head
(06-10-2012 10:19 AM)lucradis Wrote:  What's wiping? I let nature sort it out.

Kinda like a dog?

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06-10-2012, 10:55 AM
RE: A Thread to Make DLJ Shake His Head
Damn straight. Anyone who thinks we are better than dogs, is high on themselves let me tell you. I don't think any such thing, therefor I don't wipe.

"I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments." -Jim Morrison
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06-10-2012, 10:58 AM
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btw, Erx, what made you think that talking shit would make me shake my head?

It's not like talking shit is a rarity around here.

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06-10-2012, 01:53 PM
RE: A Thread to Make DLJ Shake His Head
(06-10-2012 10:58 AM)DLJ Wrote:  btw, Erx, what made you think that talking shit would make me shake my head?

It's not like talking shit is a rarity around here.

Got you to do it, didn't I?

'nuff said. Drinking Beverage

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06-10-2012, 02:00 PM
RE: A Thread to Make DLJ Shake His Head
(06-10-2012 01:53 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(06-10-2012 10:58 AM)DLJ Wrote:  btw, Erx, what made you think that talking shit would make me shake my head?

It's not like talking shit is a rarity around here.

Got you to do it, didn't I?

'nuff said. Drinking Beverage

You are my lord and master. Bowing

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