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15-11-2014, 05:44 PM
A Trip to a Brothel.
So you have decide to visit a legal brothel.
For the first timer this may be a daunting experience.
But, you can leave your hat on.

In the really old days the penis was examined.
Then a trip to the wash basin.
Today it's really up market, what with Medicare.

Legal brothels require
(1) A condom must be wornConfused
(2) No kissing (cept for special people)Facepalm*
(3) No mouth genital (condom OK)Gasp*
(4) Anal- only by some practitioners.Unsure
(5) Payment in advance.Consider
(5) No touching of breasts/privates, in some instances.Huh

Sounds boring?Sad
Try a fantasy. School girl dress up
Feather
Spanish
Golden Shower..........and I could go on!

S/M & B.D. are other options.

* Cash nexus applies with some of the workers/ more risk entailedRolleyes
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15-11-2014, 05:52 PM
RE: A Trip to a Brothel.
It's good to see that you are properly researching the subject.

Did you have a good time?

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15-11-2014, 05:59 PM
Rainbow RE: A Trip to a Brothel.
I was told personal experience didn't count; better to check the stats, peer reviews etc. Nah!
Short term pleasure/Long term pain.............can be ridiculously overated.........



















































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15-11-2014, 06:47 PM
RE: A Trip to a Brothel.
(15-11-2014 05:44 PM)Mr Woof Wrote:  So you have decide to visit a legal brothel.

Hey!!! Who told!?

Oh...wait... This is hypothetical. Never mind... Blush

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15-11-2014, 06:55 PM
RE: A Trip to a Brothel.
(15-11-2014 06:47 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  
(15-11-2014 05:44 PM)Mr Woof Wrote:  So you have decide to visit a legal brothel.

Hey!!! Who told!?

Oh...wait... This is hypothetical. Never mind... Blush
Hope the info holds you in good stead!
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20-11-2014, 03:21 PM
RE: A Trip to a Brothel.
You'll be better off with a fire breathing whore off the street corner, as long as you wear protection.

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20-11-2014, 03:48 PM
RE: A Trip to a Brothel.
(20-11-2014 03:21 PM)Cetaceaphile Wrote:  You'll be better off with a fire breathing whore off the street corner, as long as you wear protection.

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But what about the sex worker concerned?
Legal brothels are obliged to offer some protection to their employees, and are surely preferable to dangerous street work!
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