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24-07-2013, 11:13 AM
A 'Zonkey'?
http://now.msn.com/zonkey-a-zebra-hybrid...n-florence

Not so long ago, a zebra at an animal reserve in Florence, Italy, was so overcome with lust that he climbed his protective fence and made sweet love to an endangered species of donkey in a neighboring field. The coupling has now resulted in Ippo, a rare zebra/donkey hybrid — better known as a "zonkey." (Yes, we're aware it sounds like something from a "Pokemon" game.) "Ippo is the only one of his kind in Italy," said Serena Aglietti, a member of the family that runs the animal reserve, which houses creatures seized by police from private zoos. Little Ippo is reportedly in good health.

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Adorable.

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24-07-2013, 11:15 AM
RE: A 'Zonkey'?
I want a Zonkey...

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24-07-2013, 12:37 PM
A 'Zonkey'?
(24-07-2013 11:15 AM)TheBeardedDude Wrote:  I want a Zonkey...

Are you a zonkey's uncle or a zonkey's ass?

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24-07-2013, 12:57 PM (This post was last modified: 24-07-2013 01:11 PM by Bucky Ball.)
RE: A 'Zonkey'?
There are a few of these. I would like a cama.
http://www.hemmy.net/2006/06/19/top-10-hybrid-animals/
My mom has a few llamas on the property. They are cool. My little brother is the pied piper of the llamas. They love him. He brings them treats every morning.

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24-07-2013, 01:01 PM
RE: A 'Zonkey'?
I am disappointed. I thought they found a zombie donkey. Drinking Beverage

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24-07-2013, 01:06 PM
RE: A 'Zonkey'?
(24-07-2013 11:13 AM)Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver Wrote:  http://now.msn.com/zonkey-a-zebra-hybrid...n-florence

Not so long ago, a zebra at an animal reserve in Florence, Italy, was so overcome with lust that he climbed his protective fence and made sweet love to an endangered species of donkey in a neighboring field. The coupling has now resulted in Ippo, a rare zebra/donkey hybrid — better known as a "zonkey." (Yes, we're aware it sounds like something from a "Pokemon" game.) "Ippo is the only one of his kind in Italy," said Serena Aglietti, a member of the family that runs the animal reserve, which houses creatures seized by police from private zoos. Little Ippo is reportedly in good health.

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Adorable.

Yabut what did they mate a Zebra with to make this thing?

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27-07-2013, 12:55 PM
RE: A 'Zonkey'?
(24-07-2013 01:06 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  Yabut what did they mate a Zebra with to make this thing?

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It looks like Japanese hentai with a crocodile, carrots, and Zebra all using lubricant melted marshmallows. Drinking Beverage

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28-07-2013, 01:28 AM
RE: A 'Zonkey'?
Why not a Dobra?

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28-07-2013, 01:36 AM
RE: A 'Zonkey'?
(28-07-2013 01:28 AM)nach_in Wrote:  Why not a Dobra?

Stay tuned for the Late Night Shtick Flick, Godzilla vs. Dobra!!

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28-07-2013, 02:17 AM
RE: A 'Zonkey'?
(28-07-2013 01:28 AM)nach_in Wrote:  Why not a Dobra?

Or Debra?

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