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28-08-2013, 03:33 PM
A fun "religion" from another forum
I was sorting through some papers the other day and I came across something I made a little while ago. It was a document compiling some posts from another forum. They were from a thread in which someone, while talking with a JW, responded to the question of what they believe in with cake (which is a symbol used on the forum for welcoming, celebration, empathy, sympathy, etc.). Unfortunately the thread didn't last very long, but I thought some people here might enjoy this. So with that said, I present to you Cakeism.

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28-08-2013, 03:43 PM
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I know the evil works of GLaDOS. Companion cube disagrees with #1. Sad
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28-08-2013, 09:17 PM
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(28-08-2013 03:43 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  I know the evil works of GLaDOS. Companion cube disagrees with #1. Sad
Supposedly there actually was a way to get the cake. I recommend you look into it.
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28-08-2013, 10:20 PM
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It's a matter of cake or death!

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12-09-2013, 08:00 PM
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Hmm...10 rules? Too many. Personally, I just follow my own philosophy of cake. The quality of one's life is equivalent to how much cake one consumes versus the number of opportunities for cake. If it offered, you must have cake.
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13-09-2013, 05:09 AM
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(12-09-2013 08:00 PM)SeventhSon Wrote:  Hmm...10 rules? Too many. Personally, I just follow my own philosophy of cake. The quality of one's life is equivalent to how much cake one consumes versus the number of opportunities for cake. If it offered, you must have cake.

What if you're morbidly obese with heart problems? Does one still accept and strive for cake?
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13-09-2013, 05:13 AM
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I never stated the size of the cake one must accept.Thumbsup
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13-09-2013, 05:15 AM
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(13-09-2013 05:13 AM)SeventhSon Wrote:  I never stated the size of the cake one must accept.Thumbsup

What if even a small slice of the cake would trigger and immense, life-threatening heart attack you probably couldn't survive? Big Grin
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13-09-2013, 05:19 AM
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Then you take the smallest sliver imaginable.
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13-09-2013, 05:46 AM
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Chocolate. There has to be chocolate. A world without chocolate is unimaginably bleak. I will only join if there is lots of chocolate cake. Drooling

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