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09-07-2013, 10:58 AM
RE: A message from Seth
(09-07-2013 10:56 AM)Stark Raving Wrote:  
(09-07-2013 10:54 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Sacrificing a small goat doesn't hurt also.

Hey muffs, didn't we decide a sheep and two chickens were the most effective sacrifice? Or was it two sheep? Dammit! I can never remember the appropriate sacrifice!

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Someone really should write this down in a big dusty tome somewhere...

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09-07-2013, 10:59 AM
RE: A message from Seth
(09-07-2013 10:56 AM)Stark Raving Wrote:  
(09-07-2013 10:54 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Sacrificing a small goat doesn't hurt also.

Hey muffs, didn't we decide a sheep and two chickens were the most effective sacrifice? Or was it two sheep? Dammit! I can never remember the appropriate sacrifice!

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09-07-2013, 11:07 AM
RE: A message from Seth
(09-07-2013 10:56 AM)NoahsFarce Wrote:  
(09-07-2013 10:38 AM)yumeji Wrote:  While I agree with you, I have to ask; is there a incantation I can use to summon Seth?

In all seriousness, it appears the only ones who can cast the summoning spell to bring forth Seth, is the mods. Thanks to that, I don't see a reason to worry about him being brought in more and more for every little thing as the mods have not shown to me that they are incapable of making decisions without his constant input.

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DOES NO ONE REMEMBER ME STARTING A THREAD ASKING ABOUT SETH AND HAVING HIM RESPOND TO ME PROMPTLY!?

Geez. Three years off and on, on this forum. No credit and miserable reps. It's cause I'm Asian isn't it?

I've only been actively reading and somewhat posting for the last 6 months-ish... soooooo I'm sorry? T_T

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09-07-2013, 11:09 AM
RE: A message from Seth
Speaking of old tomes, I was reminded I have a spare buried in a box somewhere.
Hmmm, summoning Seth... Chapter 2, verses 9 through to 21.

"And thou shall raise the sacrificial small lamb and two chickens high and speak the words, 'And Lord bless this thy sacrificial lamb, that with thou mayst call fourth the mighty Seth'. And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lamb and chickens and carp and anchovies and orangutang's and breakfast cereals and fruit bats"

Blah blah blah, let me skip a bit here. Ah yes, here we go.

" And the Lord spoke saying, 'first thou shall take fourth the holy sacrificial knife, then thou shall count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four, thou shall not count, neither count thou two excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then strike down thou holy sacrificial knife towards thou small lamb and two chickens whom being not in my sight shall snuff it.' Amen".

So, there you have it.

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09-07-2013, 11:12 AM
RE: A message from Seth
You fucked up. 300 lbs of gold, 500 lbs of silver, and 100 lbs of mythril.

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09-07-2013, 11:14 AM
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(09-07-2013 11:12 AM)Dark Light Wrote:  You fucked up. 300 lbs of gold, 500 lbs of silver, and 100 lbs of mythril.

You can't bath in the blood of 300 pounds of gold silly...

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09-07-2013, 11:20 AM
RE: A message from Seth
(09-07-2013 11:14 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(09-07-2013 11:12 AM)Dark Light Wrote:  You fucked up. 300 lbs of gold, 500 lbs of silver, and 100 lbs of mythril.

You can't bath in the blood of 300 pounds of gold silly...

I think you're supposed to drop it on the lamb.
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09-07-2013, 11:30 AM
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Bit inhumane don't you think?

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09-07-2013, 11:33 AM
RE: A message from Seth
(09-07-2013 11:30 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Bit inhumane don't you think?

What ? Humans have been dropping gold on lambs since time immemorial. It's *culture*.
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09-07-2013, 11:34 AM
RE: A message from Seth
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Seems legit.

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