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02-12-2015, 06:04 AM
A pediatrician shows you how to calm a crying baby



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02-12-2015, 08:07 AM
RE: A pediatrician shows you how to calm a crying baby
Mom used Jim Beam in the formula....


Of course the problem then is a drunken baby with a bad attitude....

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02-12-2015, 08:19 AM
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Thanks. My baby is due in mid-late January, so it's of great use!

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02-12-2015, 08:19 AM
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Those babies are so cute!

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02-12-2015, 09:20 AM
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What a wonderful guy! Heart I'm so glad he is sharing this fantastic method!

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02-12-2015, 09:43 AM
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Never really had much problem calming my kids as babies. It's the toddler stage I haven't figure out.

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02-12-2015, 09:52 AM
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That’s normally how I hold a football as I get ready to punt. Angel

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02-12-2015, 10:00 AM
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Good technique! If my spawn ever spawn, it'll be a trick in my repertoire.

On another notes, did you notice that he looked like was going in for a bite of baby, on the second one? He says "Mmmm", as his mouth descends towards the baby's head! Must be an atheist.






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02-12-2015, 10:20 AM
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Well, hell! I could comfort my kids when they were babies by holding them and bouncing them slightly. It's when you put them down that they start crying again so mom or dad ends up picking them up again to quiet the crying. It seemed like it was endless baby holding.

I had one of those front baby halters and a back pack baby holder. I put baby in the carrier so I could do the dishes and vacuum and stuff and baby would stop crying.

You wouldn't think that something so small and tiny could cause your life to completely turn upside down, but it does. It's a darned good thing they're super-duper cute and even better that you totally fall head over heals in love with them otherwise no one would have kids.

I'd do it all over again. Big GrinBig Grin

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02-12-2015, 10:24 AM
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(02-12-2015 08:19 AM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  Thanks. My baby is due in mid-late January, so it's of great use!

Oh Rocket, you'll make an amazing father! I'll bet you're excited.

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