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19-12-2011, 05:39 PM
RE: A priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into a bar...
A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, "Give me some chapstick, and put it on my bill"

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19-12-2011, 05:43 PM
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A funeral procession was going through town toward the cemetery on top of the hill. As it neared the top, a horrible tragedy happened. The hearse hit a bump, the backdoor opened, the casket came loose and slipped out. On wheels, it rolled down the hill much to the incredulity of those in the procession. Unable to stop it, the casket did not come to a stop until it crashed through the glass doors of a pharmacy at the end of the street. When it did finally halt, the lid popped open, the deceased woke up and said to the pharmacist, "Do you have anything to stop this coffin?"

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20-12-2011, 12:19 AM
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A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!'

The grasshopper looks puzzled and says, "Why would anyone name a drink Bob?"

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21-12-2011, 10:44 AM
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(17-12-2011 07:07 PM)kingschosen Wrote:  ...and the bartender says, "What is this? A joke?"

I posted this joke on another thread as a smart-ass remark to something.. haha

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21-12-2011, 03:10 PM
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CRAP! I dropped my iPhone in the lake...

Luckily, it was okay and no water damage because it was in an Otter Box.

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29-12-2011, 06:22 AM
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Two scientists walk into a bar.
The first one orders: "I will have some H2O"
The second one: "Oh that sounds good, I will have some H2O, too"
The second one didn't last so long.

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29-12-2011, 09:01 AM
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29-12-2011, 10:51 AM
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One day, Jesus says to his disciples: "The Kingdom of Heaven is like 2x^2 + 3x - 5."

A new disciple looked very confused and asks Peter, "What does he mean by that?"

Peter replies, "Don't worry - it's just another one of his parabolas."

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29-12-2011, 05:41 PM
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The dyslexic atheist said: "There is no dog!"

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29-12-2011, 05:48 PM
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(29-12-2011 10:51 AM)Chas Wrote:  One day, Jesus says to his disciples: "The Kingdom of Heaven is like 2x^2 + 3x - 5."

A new disciple looked very confused and asks Peter, "What does he mean by that?"

Peter replies, "Don't worry - it's just another one of his parabolas."

Your story brings to mind something that actually happened in the 18th century, an incident involving the philosopher Denis Diderot and the mathematician Leonhard Euler:

Quote:Invited by Catherine the Great to visit her Court, Diderot earned his keep by trying to convert the courtiers to atheism. Fed up, Catherine commissioned Euler to muzzle the windy philosopher. This was easy because all mathematics was Chinese to Diderot. De Morgan tells what happened . . . : "Diderot was informed that a learned mathematician was in possession of an algebraical demonstration of the existence of God, and would give it before all the Court, if he desired to hear it. Diderot gladly consented. . . . Euler advanced toward Diderot, and said gravely, and in a tone of perfect conviction:

'Sir, (a + b^n) / n = x, hence God exists; reply!' "

It sounded like sense to Diderot. Humiliated by the unrestrained laughter which greeted his embarrassed silence, the poor man asked Catherine's permission to return at once to France. She graciously gave it.

--Eric Temple Bell, Men of Mathematics, 146-7

I guess the moral of that story is that atheists had better learn some math.

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