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13-04-2015, 03:11 PM
A question about the devout's bedroom.
Out of the blue - it occurred to me --- people who believe in an omnipotent god - think that (s)he see's everything. Including your bedroom.

Isn't that a bit invasive?

I mean --- when you're getting busy with your partner - do you really want "God" watching??? Does this arouse you - or cause performance problems????

And the flip side -- does this make "God" a voyeur??

Either way seems a bit twisted to me.

AND -- if you like god watching -- what about the neighbors?? Or are they not important enough to get your blood going???
What about the President, or a Prime Minister???
Would a cabinet member, or a high ranking military official get you hot to trot??

So many unanswered questions....

These are the things that I didn't learn in Sunday school......

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13-04-2015, 03:16 PM
RE: A question about the devout's bedroom.
That would make god an observer of all sin. If god is omnipresent, that makes him a participant in all sin, not only does he see you putting your pecker into something, he is inside your pecker as it goes into any place it shouldn't be.

God thus becomes the essence of sin itself.

Gods derive their power from post-hoc rationalizations. -The Inquisition

Using the supernatural to explain events in your life is a failure of the intellect to comprehend the world around you. -The Inquisition
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13-04-2015, 03:24 PM
RE: A question about the devout's bedroom.
(13-04-2015 03:16 PM)TheInquisition Wrote:  That would make god an observer of all sin. If god is omnipresent, that makes him a participant in all sin, not only does he see you putting your pecker into something, he is inside your pecker as it goes into any place it shouldn't be.

God thus becomes the essence of sin itself.


You just totally ruined sex for all humanity. Thanks a lot for nothing! Dodgy

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13-04-2015, 03:28 PM
RE: A question about the devout's bedroom.
That also means god is participating in all sex, at all times, in all places.
Busy little perv. Tongue
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13-04-2015, 03:29 PM
RE: A question about the devout's bedroom.
This was something that creeped me out when I was really young. Not god watching me all the time, but people saying your dead relatives watched over you from heaven. I remember thinking that it was super gross, and that I wanted my privacy.
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13-04-2015, 03:40 PM
RE: A question about the devout's bedroom.
Maybe that's why theists care what gay people do in the bedroom; God prefers het porn.

Popcorn I put more thought into fiction than theists put into reality.
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13-04-2015, 03:45 PM
A question about the devout's bedroom.
I've always said the sky pervert is watching you masturbate.
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