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05-12-2013, 03:47 AM
A quick bio
G'day!

I'm a 71 year old geriatric who lives with his Lords and his Dogs, Dasher and Gus, my totally pampered Golden Retrievers, in the hills just north of Melbourne, Vic. Oz. I retired 16 years ago after spending most of my working life as a Radio Lineman and Rigger.

I'm a non drinker, non drugger, non smoker, and I haven't had a root in nearly 20 years.....because of my inability to crack a fat. Talk about a chore, it was like trying to put a warm marshmallow into a kid's money box! I tried tucking it in with a warm spoon for a while, or standing the sheila on her head and dropping it in, but rooting became too much of an embarrassment and I finally gave it away completely. So with the foregoing in mind there is no need for me to tell you I am a miserable old bastard that would be better off dead. Angry

I'm not too keen on humans, much preferring animals for company, hence my nom de plume. But if you think my disliking humans is bad, wait 'til you see what I think of religionists, especially the Abrahamic ones.

I think that will do for the moment. I better shut up before I get barred before putting up first post!
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05-12-2013, 04:16 AM
RE: A quick bio
(05-12-2013 03:47 AM)The Misanthrope Wrote:  standing the sheila on her head and dropping it in

Laugh out load

You're a bad man. I like you already Smile Welcome to the forum.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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05-12-2013, 06:45 AM
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Hola mi amigo and bienvenidos!

Unfortunately their is a terrible robot:human ratio here, so not sure how much you'll like it, but welcome anyhow.

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05-12-2013, 06:47 AM
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Hiya gramps good to have ya!
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05-12-2013, 07:06 AM
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Are you Hafnof's dad?

Hello Hafnof's dad and welcome.

I think you'll fit right in.

Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to remind you of... shit!

Sorry.

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05-12-2013, 03:22 PM
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(05-12-2013 07:06 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Are you Hafnof's dad?

Hello Hafnof's dad and welcome.

I think you'll fit right in.

Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to remind you of... shit!

Sorry.

I haf no Hafnof in my family. I haf 2 kids, Gus and Dasher, who are covered in white fur, have big floppy ears and big black noses. Oh yes, I almost forgot, I also have two human kids aged 45 and 44, Danielle and Mandy. Blush
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05-12-2013, 03:28 PM
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Welcome aboard

I prefer dogs to most humans. Smile

" Generally speaking, the errors in religion are dangerous; those in philosophy only ridiculous."
David Hume
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05-12-2013, 03:33 PM
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(05-12-2013 04:16 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(05-12-2013 03:47 AM)The Misanthrope Wrote:  standing the sheila on her head and dropping it in

Laugh out load

You're a bad man. I like you already Smile Welcome to the forum.

Yer right, I am a bad man! I should have said I no longer drink, drug, or smoke. I held a Black Belt in Dipsomania, the same in Cancer Sticks, and Brown Belt in Dehydrated Booze, or drugs. Hobo Yes
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05-12-2013, 03:50 PM
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You sound like a cool kid. If you played video games or watched anime we'd be besties Tongue.

I prefer fantasy, but I have to live in reality.
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05-12-2013, 03:56 PM
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Funny old fucker but probably a little too much information Unsure
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