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26-04-2012, 09:02 PM
A religion that I can totally get into.....dude
Not only can you join this church....you can also become ordained as a priest! You don't even have to believe in anything!

My fellow dudes.....I give you Dudeism!

http://dudeism.com/ordination/

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26-04-2012, 09:18 PM
RE: A religion that I can totally get into.....dude
I'm in...

The old gods are dead, let's invent some new ones before something really bad happens.
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26-04-2012, 09:33 PM
RE: A religion that I can totally get into.....dude
I am ordained.

Take it easy man.

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26-04-2012, 09:38 PM
RE: A religion that I can totally get into.....dude
(26-04-2012 09:02 PM)publius2k4 Wrote:  Not only can you join this church....you can also become ordained as a priest! You don't even have to believe in anything!

My fellow dudes.....I give you Dudeism!

http://dudeism.com/ordination/


And if you're a REALLY good dude, you'll get to be a saint. Not sure god will have any bongs left to give out, when ya get there, though.

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In the same book of saints, you'll find edification by my fav .. St. Coochie Galore.

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26-04-2012, 09:52 PM
RE: A religion that I can totally get into.....dude
(26-04-2012 09:38 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(26-04-2012 09:02 PM)publius2k4 Wrote:  Not only can you join this church....you can also become ordained as a priest! You don't even have to believe in anything!

My fellow dudes.....I give you Dudeism!

http://dudeism.com/ordination/


And if you're a REALLY good dude, you'll get to be a saint. Not sure god will have any bongs left to give out, when ya get there, though.

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In the same book of saints, you'll find edification by my fav .. St. Coochie Galore.

Hail Mary, full of grace.
May someone hot, sit on your face.
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Dude....I just want my rug back, man. It really tied the room together

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26-04-2012, 10:01 PM
RE: A religion that I can totally get into.....dude
Maybe the monks can make ya a new one ?





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26-04-2012, 10:18 PM
RE: A religion that I can totally get into.....dude
I'm in Smile

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26-04-2012, 11:17 PM
RE: A religion that I can totally get into.....dude
(26-04-2012 10:18 PM)aurora Wrote:  I'm in Smile


Glad you're in, Aurora! This thread has been up 2 hours, and it's already international! Big Grin

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27-04-2012, 12:37 AM
RE: A religion that I can totally get into.....dude
(26-04-2012 11:17 PM)publius2k4 Wrote:  Angel
(26-04-2012 10:18 PM)aurora Wrote:  I'm in Smile
I don't think K.C. will like you Dudes one bit...........Egor might get a few tips though ..... Ohmy
(26-04-2012 11:17 PM)publius2k4 Wrote:  Glad you're in, Aurora! This thread has been up 2 hours, and it's already international! Big Grin
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27-04-2012, 12:45 AM
RE: A religion that I can totally get into.....dude
I know about this, but I never went to sign up. It appears the time is now...

This is nice, but I need to order a real certificate, a bumper sticker and a badge. If I am to preach around, I want people to know me.

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