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31-05-2012, 11:10 PM
A religious cooking question
Noriko and me were talking food and when I described Mazza balls to her as a jewish meatball she said she wanted christian meatballs so I ma her to ask. Does anyone have a recipe fr christ's balls? ~_^

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31-05-2012, 11:37 PM
RE: A religious cooking question
Brilliant!

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31-05-2012, 11:55 PM
RE: A religious cooking question
Hey! Wait!
It's the same recipe... JC was Jewish!

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31-05-2012, 11:59 PM (This post was last modified: 01-06-2012 12:06 AM by aurora.)
RE: A religious cooking question
2000 year old mince
1 x 2000 year old onion
1 x 2000 year old egg
1 cup of extremely stale breadcrumbs

Mix together with a bit of 'I'm so great everyone will be listening to my crap 2000 years later' seasoning, roll into balls and cook until done.

Serve on a wreath of thorns (can be held together with nails)

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01-06-2012, 08:19 AM
RE: A religious cooking question
thanks for the recipe leela but I don't think I can afford those ingredients on my budget. Maybe make mazza balls and pour ketchup on them with big heaps? We need something that's an upgrade of jewish cooking cause so many people call the bible the torah 2.0 =p

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01-06-2012, 10:02 AM
RE: A religious cooking question
What's so Jewish about that recipe? If it's just kosher, then all you need to do is buy a non-kosher meat (or other ingredients) and make the same recipe. Without kosher, it is no longer Jewish, no matter the recipe.

There.

You are welcome.

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01-06-2012, 10:40 AM
RE: A religious cooking question
(31-05-2012 11:10 PM)Lilith Pride Wrote:  Noriko and me were talking food and when I described Mazza balls to her as a jewish meatball she said she wanted christian meatballs so I ma her to ask. Does anyone have a recipe fr christ's balls? ~_^
I have one but it's pretty nasty. They have to be left to rot for 3 days? Lamo

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01-06-2012, 11:47 AM
RE: A religious cooking question
This thread has a lot of win!

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01-06-2012, 11:49 AM
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(01-06-2012 11:47 AM)Unreal Wrote:  This thread has a lot of win!
Yes, but not nearly enough gin!

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01-06-2012, 11:51 AM
RE: A religious cooking question
(01-06-2012 11:49 AM)frankiej Wrote:  
(01-06-2012 11:47 AM)Unreal Wrote:  This thread has a lot of win!
Yes, but not nearly enough gin!

Gin and I... do not get along well. Sad

Let's talk Irish or Scotch whiskey! Thumbsup
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