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09-08-2015, 03:15 PM
RE: A very stupid question
Catholics love Jesus, saints, The Blessed Virgin Mary, and money. Not necessarily in that order.

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09-08-2015, 03:22 PM
RE: A very stupid question
(09-08-2015 03:15 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Catholics love Jesus, saints, The Blessed Virgin Mary, and money. Not necessarily in that order.

Having grown up around Catholicism I'd say you have it in exact reverse order.

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09-08-2015, 03:23 PM
RE: A very stupid question
(09-08-2015 03:22 PM)unfogged Wrote:  
(09-08-2015 03:15 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Catholics love Jesus, saints, The Blessed Virgin Mary, and money. Not necessarily in that order.

Having grown up around Catholicism I'd say you have it in exact reverse order.

Pretty much.

I could add that they are also fond of rosary beads, little votive candles, and nasty bowls of 'holy' water.

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09-08-2015, 03:42 PM
RE: A very stupid question
(06-07-2015 12:15 PM)CleverUsername Wrote:  Imagine there is a Christian man.

He gets married to a Christian woman.

Christian woman dies young.

Christian man marries another Christian woman.

Christian man and his second wife die.

They go to heaven.

First wife is there, waiting for her husband.

None of these people agreed to an eternity of polygamy.

What happens now? Consider

(Rinse, switch around, and repeat for Christian woman and her Christian husbands. But not Christian man and his husbands or Christian woman and her wives, cause they're abominations.)

Well if that's the case heaven sounds like it's going to be nothing but one big mother fucking orgy!

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09-08-2015, 04:34 PM
RE: A very stupid question
(09-08-2015 03:23 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(09-08-2015 03:22 PM)unfogged Wrote:  Having grown up around Catholicism I'd say you have it in exact reverse order.

Pretty much.

I could add that they are also fond of rosary beads, little votive candles, and nasty bowls of 'holy' water.

And that godawful incense they burn during mass...

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09-08-2015, 05:06 PM
RE: A very stupid question
I prefer the line "I'll marry you once we get to heaven because I want us to be together forever and not, till death do us part."

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09-08-2015, 05:30 PM
RE: A very stupid question
(09-08-2015 04:34 PM)Dom Wrote:  
(09-08-2015 03:23 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Pretty much.

I could add that they are also fond of rosary beads, little votive candles, and nasty bowls of 'holy' water.

And that godawful incense they burn during mass...

Only funeral masses. But it is pretty bad. As a kid we had to sing the funeral masses for those who wanted the children's choir. That incense wafted straight up to the balcony where we were - it was awful.

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09-08-2015, 06:03 PM
RE: A very stupid question
(09-08-2015 03:07 PM)Anjele Wrote:  
(09-08-2015 02:59 PM)Alla Wrote:  Families CAN be forever together, not WIIL BE forever together. If I give a promise(make a covenant) it doesn't mean that I will be faithful to this covenant. I may break it. I may not keep my promise

Wouldn't that mean you are a liar? And isn't that frowned upon? Or can you pray that away?
yes, it would make me a liar.
If I break a promise I reject a blessing - to be forever with my family.

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09-08-2015, 06:07 PM (This post was last modified: 09-08-2015 06:11 PM by GirlyMan.)
RE: A very stupid question
(09-08-2015 06:03 PM)Alla Wrote:  
(09-08-2015 03:07 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Wouldn't that mean you are a liar? And isn't that frowned upon? Or can you pray that away?
yes, it would make me a liar.
If I break a promise I reject a blessing - to be forever with my family.

I'll see you in hell Alla. We'll have fun. Picnics and sightseeing and holding hands walking on the beach and enjoying the communal wailing and gnashing of teeth. Good times!




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09-08-2015, 06:11 PM
RE: A very stupid question
(09-08-2015 06:07 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(09-08-2015 06:03 PM)Alla Wrote:  yes, it would make me a liar.
If I break a promise I reject a blessing - to be forever with my family.

I'll see you in hell Alla. We'll have fun. Picnics and sightseeing and holding hands walking on the beach and communal wailing and gnashing of teeth. Good times!



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