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11-09-2014, 04:04 PM
A woman is a penis home
So stated crazy, loony Evangelical Mark Driscoll in a church chat room post in 2001 under the name, William Wallace II. Here's one of the paragraphs. You can't make this stuff up people. Chase

"The first thing to know about your penis is, that despite the way it may see, it is not your penis. Ultimately, God created you and it is his penis. You are simply borrowing it for a while.
While His penis is on loan you must admit that it is sort of just hanging out there very lonely as if it needed a home, sort of like a man wondering the streets looking for a house to live in. Knowing that His penis would need a home, God created a woman to be your wife and when you marry her and look down you will notice that your wife is shaped differently than you and makes a very nice home."

So remember men, you don't own your penis. Hobo It's on lone! Gasp....... from god.Sadcryface

And apparently my vigina isn't mine either.

I swear.......it's just.....Laugh out load

Pfffft. And there's more on Patheos with a link to the chat room.

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/lovejoyfemi...homes.html

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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11-09-2014, 04:07 PM
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(11-09-2014 04:04 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  So stated crazy, loony Evangelical Mark Driscoll in a church chat room post in 2001 under the name, William Wallace II. Here's one of the paragraphs. You can't make this stuff up people. Chase

"The first thing to know about your penis is, that despite the way it may see, it is not your penis. Ultimately, God created you and it is his penis. You are simply borrowing it for a while.
While His penis is on loan you must admit that it is sort of just hanging out there very lonely as if it needed a home, sort of like a man wondering the streets looking for a house to live in. Knowing that His penis would need a home, God created a woman to be your wife and when you marry her and look down you will notice that your wife is shaped differently than you and makes a very nice home."

So remember men, you don't own your penis. Hobo It's on lone! Gasp....... from god.Sadcryface

And apparently my vigina isn't mine either.

I swear.......it's just.....Laugh out load

Pfffft. And there's more on Patheos with a link to the chat room.

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/lovejoyfemi...homes.html

Laugh out load Facepalm

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11-09-2014, 04:10 PM
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Ha - I heard about that - Seth read that quote on the podcast.

UN.FUCKING.BELIEVABLE! A grown man said this. Confused A very creepy, lonely man.

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11-09-2014, 04:21 PM
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He's got a mega church in Seattle which seems to be dissolving. He's the poster boy for a bat shit crazy christian.

More Driscoll craziness

http://www.care2.com/causes/4-awful-thin...homes.html

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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11-09-2014, 04:25 PM
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That's gotta be satire. His entire ministry has gotta be satire and he's laughing at his congregation all the way to the bank.

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11-09-2014, 04:27 PM
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Am I a rental property, or a home for purchase? If I'm a rental, would the landlord be me, or do I need a pimp? Wheat kind of interest rate should I put on the mortgage if I'm in fact a home to purchase Consider *sigh* it is so confusing to be a woman No all I know is, I'm missing some property income.

Edit: and who's responsible for property maintenance? (Lawn care, etc Laugh out load )

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11-09-2014, 04:27 PM
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I shouldn't be surprised, yet I am...

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But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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11-09-2014, 04:31 PM
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Hey, at least I'm relieved to be a homeowner. Wink

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11-09-2014, 04:33 PM
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S'funny. Consider I prefer to think of women as spunk-buckets.

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11-09-2014, 04:41 PM
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I'm looking for a short-term lease in an upscale neighborhood. Tongue
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