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11-09-2014, 04:46 PM
RE: A woman is a penis home
(11-09-2014 04:41 PM)pablo Wrote:  I'm looking for a short-term lease in an upscale neighborhood. Tongue

I've got one of those.

Question: Can 'temporary accommodation' really be considered 'home'?

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11-09-2014, 04:48 PM
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(11-09-2014 04:27 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  Am I a rental property, or a home for purchase? If I'm a rental, would the landlord be me, or do I need a pimp? Wheat kind of interest rate should I put on the mortgage if I'm in fact a home to purchase Consider *sigh* it is so confusing to be a woman No all I know is, I'm missing some property income.

Edit: and who's responsible for property maintenance? (Lawn care, etc Laugh out load )

Lawn care. Otherwise know as a Brazillian wax. Tongue

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He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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11-09-2014, 04:55 PM
RE: A woman is a penis home
(11-09-2014 04:46 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(11-09-2014 04:41 PM)pablo Wrote:  I'm looking for a short-term lease in an upscale neighborhood. Tongue

I've got one of those.

Question: Can 'temporary accommodation' really be considered 'home'?

Consider

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11-09-2014, 04:58 PM
RE: A woman is a penis home
(11-09-2014 04:46 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(11-09-2014 04:41 PM)pablo Wrote:  I'm looking for a short-term lease in an upscale neighborhood. Tongue

I've got one of those.

Question: Can 'temporary accommodation' really be considered 'home'?

Consider

You are supposed to marry her before you even notice that she has a home for your penis! Tsk!

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11-09-2014, 04:58 PM
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So that's why God's so obsessed with how you use your things. They're rented!

Popcorn I put more thought into fiction than theists put into reality.
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11-09-2014, 04:59 PM
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Can I just get an apartment with benefits?
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11-09-2014, 05:18 PM
RE: A woman is a penis home
Laugh out load "God's penis needs a home." Facepalm Every time I read that......Laugh out load

I guess the virgin Mary didn't count because an angel did the dirty work for him. LOL

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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11-09-2014, 05:24 PM
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Think I need to downsize...

This house is great, but I don't need this much space...

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11-09-2014, 05:36 PM (This post was last modified: 11-09-2014 05:45 PM by TheGulegon.)
RE: A woman is a penis home
Well then gawd's angels have come up one missile short in the armory, cuz I stole mine! Flex No debt, ladies, iz all minez Cool

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I wonder if that jack ass noticed both women AND men have another 'home' around back? Dodgy

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11-09-2014, 05:37 PM
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What I learned from this thread:

DanceForTwo is a female, or at least has female parts.

I prefer fantasy, but I have to live in reality.
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