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11-09-2014, 08:48 PM
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(11-09-2014 08:46 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(11-09-2014 08:37 PM)TheBear Wrote:  Technically speaking, women have 3 homes and men have 2 homes. So, women have the larger share of real estate. Drinking Beverage

... and why god wants them to do most of the housework.

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Well, yeah. That makes sense.
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11-09-2014, 08:58 PM
RE: A woman is a penis home
(11-09-2014 08:46 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(11-09-2014 08:37 PM)TheBear Wrote:  Technically speaking, women have 3 homes and men have 2 homes. So, women have the larger share of real estate. Drinking Beverage

... and why god wants them to do most of the housework.

Angel

In the army we had a saying... "Look after your vagina."

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11-09-2014, 09:30 PM
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I should've bought the extended warranty.

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11-09-2014, 09:32 PM
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(11-09-2014 04:04 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  So stated crazy, loony Evangelical Mark Driscoll in a church chat room post in 2001 under the name, William Wallace II. Here's one of the paragraphs. You can't make this stuff up people. Chase

"The first thing to know about your penis is, that despite the way it may see, it is not your penis. Ultimately, God created you and it is his penis. You are simply borrowing it for a while.
While His penis is on loan you must admit that it is sort of just hanging out there very lonely as if it needed a home, sort of like a man wondering the streets looking for a house to live in. Knowing that His penis would need a home, God created a woman to be your wife and when you marry her and look down you will notice that your wife is shaped differently than you and makes a very nice home."

So remember men, you don't own your penis. Hobo It's on lone! Gasp....... from god.Sadcryface

And apparently my vigina isn't mine either.

I swear.......it's just.....Laugh out load

Pfffft. And there's more on Patheos with a link to the chat room.

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/lovejoyfemi...homes.html

Is it any surprise some Christian evangelical nut like Mark Driscoll would say some completely idiotic crap like this? If it were up to nut jobs like him, we'd still be living like we were in ancient times. Progression of the human race is the last thing that Bible thumping nuts like him want.

“Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.” - Mark Twain
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11-09-2014, 09:39 PM
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ManlyGirl's been trying to evict me for years.

#sigh
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11-09-2014, 09:41 PM
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Mine got repossessed...

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11-09-2014, 10:03 PM
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(11-09-2014 05:36 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  I wonder if that jack ass noticed both women AND men have another 'home' around back? Dodgy

Yabut, I don't like anybody poking around my garage; hell, I don't even go in there unless it's necessary.

But hey, to each their own. Drinking Beverage

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11-09-2014, 10:08 PM
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(11-09-2014 10:03 PM)kim Wrote:  
(11-09-2014 05:36 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  I wonder if that jack ass noticed both women AND men have another 'home' around back? Dodgy

Yabut, I don't like anybody poking around my garage; hell, I don't even go in there unless it's necessary.

But hey, to each their own. Drinking Beverage

Is it normal to let the band rehearse in there?

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11-09-2014, 10:10 PM
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(11-09-2014 10:08 PM)Sam Wrote:  
(11-09-2014 10:03 PM)kim Wrote:  Yabut, I don't like anybody poking around my garage; hell, I don't even go in there unless it's necessary.

But hey, to each their own. Drinking Beverage

Is it normal to let the band rehearse in there?

That might be a guy thing. Dodgy

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11-09-2014, 10:17 PM
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Why do these weirdos talk about sex so much, and not in ever a healthy way? Like it's always some twisted weird message that comes across. Gross.

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