A2's Atrocious Cosmetic Catastrophe
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06-04-2013, 07:41 PM
RE: A2's Atrocious Cosmetic Catastrophe
(06-04-2013 07:39 PM)Vosur Wrote:  My ex-girlfriend did that to me too. It was hilarious though because her dad didn't notice at breakfast until we told him. Dodgy

Haha, I snuck out of her house, though her mom noticed me, and I had to duck under a car to avoid her dad. Her dad is a respectable guy, and I did not want to look like a clown in front of him.

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06-04-2013, 08:44 PM
RE: A2's Atrocious Cosmetic Catastrophe
Hm. Keep the smokey eyes... but I'm seeing... bleached eyebrows for you. Girl_nails Kind of like a reverse Madonna.

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06-04-2013, 08:54 PM
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Yea, and I'm the gay one.. Dodgy
*insert crude man comment here*
Oh wait I have one, [crude man voice]"she better be putting out bro"[/crude man voice]

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06-04-2013, 08:55 PM
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(06-04-2013 07:39 PM)Vosur Wrote:  My ex-girlfriend did that to me too. It was hilarious though because her dad didn't notice at breakfast until we told him. Dodgy

If you still had your long hair he probably thought you were one of her girlfriends. Tongue

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06-04-2013, 08:59 PM
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(06-04-2013 08:54 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Yea, and I'm the gay one.. Dodgy
*insert crude man comment here*
Oh wait I have one, [crude man voice]"she better be putting out bro"[/crude man voice]

I ain't gay, so...

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06-04-2013, 09:02 PM
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(06-04-2013 08:59 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  
(06-04-2013 08:54 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  Yea, and I'm the gay one.. Dodgy
*insert crude man comment here*
Oh wait I have one, [crude man voice]"she better be putting out bro"[/crude man voice]

I ain't gay, so...

Says the guy who lets his friend who just happens to be a girl put make up on his face?

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06-04-2013, 09:06 PM
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(06-04-2013 09:02 PM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(06-04-2013 08:59 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  I ain't gay, so...

Says the guy who lets his friend who just happens to be a girl put make up on his face?

Girlfriend. As in somebody I am DATING. Muffsy, if you wanted to date me, you should have put out.


Not that I would have said yes anyways.

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06-04-2013, 09:08 PM
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Now boys, no fighting over each others' make up. Dodgy

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06-04-2013, 09:09 PM
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No, I'm spoken for. I don't think Near would appreciate me dating other people. And besides, [black women voice]you had your chance to get with allllll of this mmmhmmmm, and you blew it Mr[/black women voice]

And how do we know she's your girlfriend? Again, you're the one with make-up on your face.

@Kim, I don't wear make-up. I wear man products. Completely different.

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06-04-2013, 11:05 PM
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(06-04-2013 03:39 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  GirlyMan, this is a direct challenge to your Girly Status, please respond accordingly.

You fail to appreciate the difference between girly and pussy, A2. GirlyMan ain't no fucking pussy. Tongue

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