ARE U SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?
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13-01-2014, 04:35 PM
ARE U SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?
Polyester, or any other fabric blends. The Bible doesn't want you to wear polyester. Not just because it looks cheap. It's sinfully unnatural.
(Lev 19:19) reads, "You are to keep My statutes. You shall not breed together two kinds of your cattle; you shall not sow your field with two kinds of seed, nor wear a garment upon you of two kinds of material mixed together."

In (num 22:22-30) we have a talking donkey!!!

And Jacob successfully alters the color patterns on lambs and goats so that he could differentiate the stronger ones from the weaker ones. He purportedly accomplished this feat by placing peeled tree branches in front of the mating livestock. Following his absurd achievement, an angel of God visits him in a dream and praises him for his work in genetics (Genesis 31:11-12).

Menstruation is a natural occurrence in the lives of most women. However, the God despises this biologically necessary bodily process and gives instructions on how to deal with these treacherous circumstances. During menstruation, God deems the woman unclean. No one shall have any contact with her for seven days or until the bleeding stops. God deems anyone or anything she touches unclean. If she touches another person, God deems that person unclean until he bathes. In fact, the same goes for anyone who touches something that she previously touched (Leviticus 15:19-30). All this uncleanliness is resolved by needlessly killing two doves because god says its a sin! God calls menstruation something unclean and a sin, requiring atonement. This, from a god? A god who would have made womankind, knowing that menstruation is simply a natural act, that is a healthy part of a regular reproductive system.


Childbirth is another natural event that God deems foul. If a woman gives birth to a boy, she will be unclean for seven days while she undergoes the same ritual for her menstrual period. She must then be purified for thirty-three days and barred from entering worship during this time. If she produces a girl, the sentence of solitary confinement is doubled to fourteen and sixty-six days, respectively (Leviticus 12:1-5). In addition to God unfairly designating women as filthy individuals following childbirth, this passage heavily insinuates that girls are dirtier than boys because it punishes a woman more harshly for giving birth to a female child.

 
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13-01-2014, 05:02 PM
RE: ARE U SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?
I don't understand the thread title. I clicked here excited for a fun game and now I am sorely disappointed. Weeping

Swing with me a while, we can listen to the birds call, we can keep each other warm.
Swing with me forever, we can count up every flower, we can weather every storm.
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13-01-2014, 05:33 PM
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Me is so dissapoint.....

I don't really like going outside.
It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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13-01-2014, 05:35 PM
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(13-01-2014 05:02 PM)LostandInsecure Wrote:  I don't understand the thread title. I clicked here excited for a fun game and now I am sorely disappointed. Weeping

Laughat me too!
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13-01-2014, 06:09 PM
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This title PISSES ME OFF AngryCensored...

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13-01-2014, 06:10 PM
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(13-01-2014 06:09 PM)Raptor Jesus Wrote:  This title PISSES ME OFF AngryCensored...

Why?
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13-01-2014, 06:54 PM
RE: ARE U SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER?
I didn't learn any of this in 5th grade.
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