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20-02-2012, 07:54 PM
RE: Abandon your life.
I may joke about it once in a while but i can't watch that stuff, it makes me feel dirty in a bad not fun way. It's like how I hate going to the strippers. HATE it. I feel like I'm some high school gym teacher checking out all the fresh meat kinds of dirty.
Plus this one time when I was in winnipeg me and some guys went out to this nasty strip joint for something to do on our last night in town... I wanted to go right about the fifteen minute mark, but I wasn't the driver so... the guys were set on staying till the chick with the triple J boobs came out. She had a thing I thought was a shot glass in between her juggs but it was a beer mug.... a fucking beer mug.
Anyways the time came about five beers in that I had to leak.
I walk into the scuzziest bathroom ever, like something a scene from SAW had taken place in. There's two guy using the urinals so I turn to my right to use the stalls and there's this fucking guy propped up against an open stall door fapping away.
I turned around nearly puking and went to leave when my brain decided to notice the three or four used condoms all over the sink area....

So... no.. not watching porn... yuck.

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20-02-2012, 08:04 PM
RE: Abandon your life.
(20-02-2012 07:54 PM)lucradis Wrote:  I may joke about it once in a while but i can't watch that stuff, it makes me feel dirty in a bad not fun way. It's like how I hate going to the strippers. HATE it. I feel like I'm some high school gym teacher checking out all the fresh meat kinds of dirty.
Plus this one time when I was in winnipeg me and some guys went out to this nasty strip joint for something to do on our last night in town... I wanted to go right about the fifteen minute mark, but I wasn't the driver so... the guys were set on staying till the chick with the triple J boobs came out. She had a thing I thought was a shot glass in between her juggs but it was a beer mug.... a fucking beer mug.
Anyways the time came about five beers in that I had to leak.
I walk into the scuzziest bathroom ever, like something a scene from SAW had taken place in. There's two guy using the urinals so I turn to my right to use the stalls and there's this fucking guy propped up against an open stall door fapping away.
I turned around nearly puking and went to leave when my brain decided to notice the three or four used condoms all over the sink area....

So... no.. not watching porn... yuck.

Well, I'm impressed - your wife must be too! Tongue

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20-02-2012, 08:06 PM
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Funny thing is I've told her I don't watch it and she doesn't believe me. Is it too early for divorce? JKJKJKJK It's never too early.

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20-02-2012, 08:15 PM
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(20-02-2012 08:06 PM)lucradis Wrote:  Funny thing is I've told her I don't watch it and she doesn't believe me. Is it too early for divorce? JKJKJKJK It's never too early.

Now now....that's the devil speaking Tongue

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20-02-2012, 11:04 PM
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(20-02-2012 08:15 PM)aurora2020 Wrote:  
(20-02-2012 08:06 PM)lucradis Wrote:  Funny thing is I've told her I don't watch it and she doesn't believe me. Is it too early for divorce? JKJKJKJK It's never too early.

Now now....that's the devil speaking Tongue

Like the devil gives a fuck. He's probably watching Cheers reruns for the schadenfreude by now. When you control the earth, there's only so much mayhem you can cook up before it just gets boring.

Or at least so video games have led me to believe.
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21-02-2012, 01:56 PM
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AHA! This is why I am here! If you are bored just contact me. I am that guy that is always ready to entertain the bored masses. It's what I do. I can offer a variety of activities to massacre your boredom.

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