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28-11-2016, 06:40 PM
RE: Active Shooter on Ohio State Campus
A floating wall in the Pacific Ocean would have stopped this.

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28-11-2016, 07:09 PM
RE: Active Shooter on Ohio State Campus
(28-11-2016 06:40 PM)yakherder Wrote:  A floating wall in the Pacific Ocean would have stopped this.

The Somalis are at least doing their part to fight global warming by increasing the number of pirates.

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28-11-2016, 08:59 PM (This post was last modified: 28-11-2016 09:09 PM by Lord Dark Helmet.)
RE: Active Shooter on Ohio State Campus
Never let a tragedy go to waste.

Shannon Watts (founder of anti gun group Moms Demand Action) and other anti gun liberals spent the day arguing on twitter for more gun control after the KNIFE attack this morning. Ohio State's Run Hide Fight system sent out the message that the situation was an active shooter event and people just ran with that story.

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28-11-2016, 09:37 PM
RE: Active Shooter on Ohio State Campus
I prefer MADD

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29-11-2016, 03:31 AM (This post was last modified: 29-11-2016 03:58 AM by RocketSurgeon76.)
RE: Active Shooter on Ohio State Campus
(28-11-2016 08:59 PM)Lord Dark Helmet Wrote:  Shannon Watts (founder of anti gun group Moms Demand Action)

They named themselves MDA? Seriously?

As in 3,4-Methylenedioxyamphetamine, the "other" form of MDMA (aka "Ecstasy")?!?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Man, I'm gonna hafta form the Liberal Scientific Directorate... LSD! Laugh out load

Aaaah, clue-birds are clue-birds, no matter their ideology.

Edit to Add: Girly, you're in charge of the Theological Hoax Committee (THC). ClydeLee, I'm going to need you to be in charge of the Global Hypothesis Bureau (GHB). And LDH, I'm going to put you in charge of Men Demand More Armaments (MDMA).

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29-11-2016, 06:21 AM
RE: Active Shooter on Ohio State Campus
(28-11-2016 06:40 PM)yakherder Wrote:  A floating wall in the Pacific Ocean would have stopped this.

They tried that on spongebob. It didn't work....

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29-11-2016, 06:53 AM
RE: Active Shooter on Ohio State Campus
(29-11-2016 06:21 AM)Fatbaldhobbit Wrote:  
(28-11-2016 06:40 PM)yakherder Wrote:  A floating wall in the Pacific Ocean would have stopped this.

They tried that on spongebob. It didn't work....

We'll just have to extend the Mexico wall in both directions until it meets itself somewhere up on the Canadian border. The whole country can be walled in and isolated... kind of like those "Escape from Los Angeles/New York" movies.

Alaska and Hawaii can build their own walls.

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29-11-2016, 07:35 AM
RE: Active Shooter on Ohio State Campus
(29-11-2016 06:53 AM)unfogged Wrote:  
(29-11-2016 06:21 AM)Fatbaldhobbit Wrote:  They tried that on spongebob. It didn't work....

We'll just have to extend the Mexico wall in both directions until it meets itself somewhere up on the Canadian border. The whole country can be walled in and isolated... kind of like those "Escape from Los Angeles/New York" movies.

Alaska and Hawaii can build their own walls.

Now that you mention it, I realize Donald Trump may have had a point... just not in the way he intended. They really MIGHT pay for a wall.

If we went to the world and asked them to pay for a giant wall that completely fenced in the United States... yeah, I bet they'd find a way to pay for it!

(Edit to Add: The wall can clearly divide the world between "On this side of the Wall, we use the metric system in nice multiples of ten", versus the Murkin side of the wall, which will have reminders about there being 5,280 feet in a mile, 36 inches in a yard, et cetera, so we don't get confused with our stupid system. Maybe they can even explain to me why it's called "foot"ball when the foot only contacts the ball a few times per game.)

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29-11-2016, 07:48 AM
RE: Active Shooter on Ohio State Campus
(29-11-2016 07:35 AM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  Maybe they can even explain to me why it's called "foot"ball when the foot only contacts the ball a few times per game.

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29-11-2016, 07:55 AM
RE: Active Shooter on Ohio State Campus
Oh, yes, and the outside of our wall must have a sign every 100 feet 35 meters that says "CAUTION: Lots and lots and lots of guns inside."

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