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04-07-2017, 03:18 PM
RE: Add the Dancing Banana
(04-07-2017 03:15 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  Every neighbor I got spent a bazillion dollars on fireworks for the 4th... and it's been raining, all day! Banana_zorro

Oh man...that happened here one year.

I giggled.


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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04-07-2017, 03:25 PM
RE: Add the Dancing Banana
(04-07-2017 03:18 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(04-07-2017 03:15 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  Every neighbor I got spent a bazillion dollars on fireworks for the 4th... and it's been raining, all day! Banana_zorro

Oh man...that happened here one year.

I giggled.

It hasn't stopped them from setting off their shit, I just think it's funny. Angel

Later when they all go for their finales, trying to outdo each other, they'll be sopping wet, while I sit under the awning sipping beer, completely dry, enjoying their shows without having to have spent any money on anything that isn't alcoholic! Banana_zorro

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04-07-2017, 03:31 PM
RE: Add the Dancing Banana
(04-07-2017 03:25 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  
(04-07-2017 03:18 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Oh man...that happened here one year.

I giggled.

It hasn't stopped them from setting off their shit, I just think it's funny. Angel

Later when they all go for their finales, trying to outdo each other, they'll be sopping wet, while I sit under the awning sipping beer, completely dry, enjoying their shows without having to have spent any money on anything that isn't alcoholic! Banana_zorro

Took the boys to the tent yesterday, wife said about a hundred bucks. So I grab a basket and throw and go my way to the register. Let's see how much we got. $99.87.

Not bad. Cool
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04-07-2017, 07:41 PM
RE: Add the Dancing Banana
I've got a ringside seat from my trailer, about two miles from Pace Bend park where the have a show shooting off over Lake Travis. It'll fire up in about an hour.

And here's your banana -- okay, it's a Siamese twin:

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05-07-2017, 03:01 PM (This post was last modified: 05-07-2017 03:05 PM by outtathereligioncloset.)
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I'm sorry. I just can't seem to stop. I've caught banana fever:

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Okay I think I got that out of my system. For now...

Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?
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22-07-2017, 05:58 PM
RE: Add the Dancing Banana
I had a rough time deciding whether to flood this one with bananas or the muppet thread. This one appeals to me so...

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07-08-2017, 07:19 PM
RE: Add the Dancing Banana
One I've used over the years as a response to blatant shitposting:

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07-08-2017, 07:33 PM
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Make America Banana_zorro again.

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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07-08-2017, 10:23 PM
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I should to go to sleep, but it's time to Banana_zorro

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09-08-2017, 07:21 PM
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I have so much work to do but I'm playing on here instead Banana_zorro
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