Adopt an Atheist
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12-12-2011, 12:37 AM
RE: Adopt an Atheist
We should all sign up and bring them down from the inside!
I don’t think I’d last long though…

Them: “Sunday, time for church”
Me: “Screw that, I’m off for a ride.”
Them: “But church…”
Me: VROOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!.................

Yea, not long at all…

Maybe my wife?
No, that wouldn’t be good…
Not good at all…

Maybe my daughter?
No, that would be worse than my wife.
And that would be very, very bad…

Funny, don’t get me wrong, but still very, truly bad…

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. Friedrich Nietzsche
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15-12-2011, 05:56 PM
RE: Adopt an Atheist
My first thought was: "I wonder how many of my <<foster parents>> would get to spend a secular Christmas this year?"

Followed immediately by my second thought: "Oh, yeah, I have better things to do. Like enjoying my own life."

Oh, no Hallucinations 4:11 says the 'gilded sheep should be stewed in rat blood' but Morons 5:16 contradicts it. (Chas)

I would never shake a baby unless the recipe requires it.
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