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18-03-2016, 01:01 PM
RE: Advanced Alien Species ;)
Would you like to learn about our lord and savior so that He may touch you with his noodly appendage?

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The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
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18-03-2016, 01:48 PM
RE: Advanced Alien Species ;)
(18-03-2016 12:59 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(18-03-2016 10:09 AM)Nishi Karano Kaze Wrote:  Please, teach me.

When I first read this, I thought it said "Please touch me." Laugh out load
Well that was my first thought, but since I don't really know what they look like I picked something else. I'd love to go where no man has gone before.

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18-03-2016, 01:49 PM
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(18-03-2016 01:01 PM)jennybee Wrote:  I think I would introduce them to internet porn and then steal their spaceship and go for a joy ride Wink
They got interstellar porn, you really think Internet porn would be something?
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18-03-2016, 01:51 PM
RE: Advanced Alien Species ;)
(18-03-2016 01:48 PM)Nishi Karano Kaze Wrote:  
(18-03-2016 12:59 PM)jennybee Wrote:  When I first read this, I thought it said "Please touch me." Laugh out load
Well that was my first thought, but since I don't really know what they look like I picked something else. I'd love to go where no man has gone before.

(^_^)

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18-03-2016, 02:00 PM
RE: Advanced Alien Species ;)
(18-03-2016 01:48 PM)Nishi Karano Kaze Wrote:  I'd love to go where no man has gone before.
(^_^)

You would love to go where no man has gone before? Wish granted:

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18-03-2016, 02:03 PM
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(18-03-2016 01:49 PM)Nishi Karano Kaze Wrote:  
(18-03-2016 01:01 PM)jennybee Wrote:  I think I would introduce them to internet porn and then steal their spaceship and go for a joy ride Wink
They got interstellar porn, you really think Internet porn would be something?

You don't know that. Dodgy Maybe they're asexual beings. Maybe they are so advanced that sex was never even a thought in their green reptilian minds. Until of course, we corrupt them with our internet porn gifs. Yes

And..let's say they do have interstellar porn, then I'll say "Touch Nishi" and run off into their spaceship Tongue Big Grin
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18-03-2016, 02:05 PM
RE: Advanced Alien Species ;)
(18-03-2016 02:00 PM)Szuchow Wrote:  
(18-03-2016 01:48 PM)Nishi Karano Kaze Wrote:  I'd love to go where no man has gone before.
(^_^)

You would love to go where no man has gone before? Wish granted:

[Image: 600pap_krystyna_pawlowicz.jpeg]

Your sacrifice will be remembered.

She is one of most bigoted and stupid politicians in Poland famous for speaking shit about homosexuals being useless to society cause they have no children.
I'm sure I could put a smile on that zombie.
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18-03-2016, 02:06 PM
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(18-03-2016 02:03 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(18-03-2016 01:49 PM)Nishi Karano Kaze Wrote:  They got interstellar porn, you really think Internet porn would be something?

You don't know that. Dodgy Maybe they're asexual beings. Maybe they are so advanced that sex was never even a thought in their green reptilian minds. Until of course, we corrupt them with our internet porn gifs. Yes

And..let's say they do have interstellar porn, then I'll say "Touch Nishi" and run off into their spaceship Tongue Big Grin
Hey I can work with that. Make sure they know what a Pokemon hat is when you're pointing me out.
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18-03-2016, 02:09 PM
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(18-03-2016 02:05 PM)Nishi Karano Kaze Wrote:  
(18-03-2016 02:00 PM)Szuchow Wrote:  You would love to go where no man has gone before? Wish granted:

[Image: 600pap_krystyna_pawlowicz.jpeg]

Your sacrifice will be remembered.

She is one of most bigoted and stupid politicians in Poland famous for speaking shit about homosexuals being useless to society cause they have no children.
I'm sure I could put a smile on that zombie.

You make Motherland proud comrade Nishi.

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18-03-2016, 02:11 PM
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(18-03-2016 02:09 PM)Szuchow Wrote:  
(18-03-2016 02:05 PM)Nishi Karano Kaze Wrote:  I'm sure I could put a smile on that zombie.

You make Motherland proud comrade Nishi.
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