Adventures with Stark and Nurse
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15-09-2015, 03:23 PM
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I have no idea when my new flight arrives in Stark's airport. All I know is I'm now departing Toronto around 9pm. The info boards nor my new boarding pass have an ETA. Dodgy At least they gave me a CAD10.00 meal voucher. It may go towards booze. Or caffeine. Or both. Probably both.



I get to meet my friend in a few hours. Smile



And I'll buy mascara at a drugstore or something.


No, um, just no on the rest. Just no. Nobody's out of the loop. Just taking the opportunity to go on an adventure with a fuckawesome person. Shy

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15-09-2015, 03:54 PM
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You guys find BigFoot out on one of your hikes, get pics!!! Tongue




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15-09-2015, 04:01 PM
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The flight from Toronto to Victoria is about five hours, so I'll expect you around 11:00pm pacific time.

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15-09-2015, 04:21 PM
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(15-09-2015 11:40 AM)Mathilda Wrote:  There's more to it than this. You know Stark's the admin round here probably getting tired of ruling with a fist of iron.

Nurses make the best mistresses. They know how to fit a catheter and can milk the prostate glands of submissive men so they ejaculate without having an orgasm.

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15-09-2015, 04:34 PM
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(15-09-2015 11:40 AM)Mathilda Wrote:  There's more to it than this. You know Stark's the admin round here probably getting tired of ruling with a fist of iron.

Nurses make the best mistresses. They know how to fit a catheter and can milk the prostate glands of submissive men so they ejaculate without having an orgasm.

There are things I wish I didn't know. This counts as one of them.

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15-09-2015, 04:53 PM
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I have mascara! And I have now experienced Canadian craft beer and Montreal smoked meat. Fucking yum. And all the passengers are so fucking nice. The guy sitting next to me heard me ask the bartender what kind of meat it was (it's like roast beef - the sandwich reminds me of a Reuben) and said "Bon Appetite!" when my food arrived.


I've never been this far north in my life. The sun is in a funny place in the sky. And the money - I really should have googled what it looked like.

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15-09-2015, 05:04 PM
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(15-09-2015 01:22 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  
(15-09-2015 11:40 AM)Mathilda Wrote:  Nurses make the best mistresses. They know how to fit a catheter and can milk the prostate glands of submissive men so they ejaculate without having an orgasm.

Well the first sentence of this was hot......... got a bit weird after that.

We hang out on very different parts of the internet.

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15-09-2015, 05:20 PM
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19 days...Nurse & Stark...I hope it’s all fun and games and doesn’t turn into this




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15-09-2015, 05:57 PM
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(15-09-2015 04:53 PM)Nurse Wrote:  I have mascara! And I have now experienced Canadian craft beer and Montreal smoked meat. Fucking yum. And all the passengers are so fucking nice. The guy sitting next to me heard me ask the bartender what kind of meat it was (it's like roast beef - the sandwich reminds me of a Reuben) and said "Bon Appetite!" when my food arrived.


I've never been this far north in my life. The sun is in a funny place in the sky. And the money - I really should have googled what it looked like.

That is because you live in the "pretty dimension." See for us regular looking folks, people don't gush around us, open doors, strike up pleasant spontaneous conversations.....we just get ignored. Angry

Have fun, I wish I could hang with y'all and have a cold one and laugh about dipshits like COTW, WC and solve the world's energy crisis while roasting some exotic animal on the fire pit behind Stark's house... Thumbsup

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16-09-2015, 07:36 AM
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(15-09-2015 05:04 PM)WhiskeyDebates Wrote:  
(15-09-2015 01:22 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  Well the first sentence of this was hot......... got a bit weird after that.

We hang out on very different parts of the internet.

I guess, damn.

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