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16-01-2013, 04:48 AM
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Holy fuck Hamata, you're so awesome, I want your children!!!


for dinner
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16-01-2013, 04:55 AM
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(16-01-2013 04:48 AM)morondog Wrote:  Holy fuck Hamata, you're so awesome, I want your children!!!


for dinner
I don't think that's a good idea. You see my kids are still in their....umm....."pre-human" form. Unless you're suggesting that in which case I must say.............
You'll be missing limbs before you get within spitting distance.

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16-01-2013, 05:09 AM
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I don't think spitting was the implied or desired function...

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16-01-2013, 05:12 AM
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(16-01-2013 05:09 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  I don't think spitting was the implied or desired function...
I'm using it as a unit of measurement.

Also. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW

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16-01-2013, 05:18 AM
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I fail to see how that would be a useful unit of measurement.

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16-01-2013, 05:19 AM
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Haha! I'm not the only one who uses those. Poor doggie will be even more confused now Laugh out load
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16-01-2013, 05:22 AM
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(16-01-2013 05:18 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  I fail to see how that would be a useful unit of measurement.
I'm from the Maritimes. We say shit.


(16-01-2013 05:19 AM)Vera Wrote:  Haha! I'm not the only one who uses those. Poor doggie will be even more confused now Laugh out load
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Oh my yes. I have a large amount of reaction gifs and images. I'll be sure to use the weird ones from now on.

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16-01-2013, 05:53 AM
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(16-01-2013 05:22 AM)Hamata k Wrote:  Oh my yes. I have a large amount of reaction gifs and images. I'll be sure to use the weird ones from now on.
I meant with that particular guy. Someone's been wondering who he is Laugh out load

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17-01-2013, 08:01 PM
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Dear Abby died yesterday. R.I.P.

Dear HamAttack,
My feet are too long
My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong
My friends they all tell me that I've no friends at all
Won't you write me a letter, won't you give me a call
Signed bewildered


Dear HamAttack,
You won't believe this
But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss
My girlfriend tells me it's all in my head
But my stomach tells me to write you instead
Signed noise-maker


Dear HamAttack,
Well I never thought
That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught
We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze
With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees
Signed just married

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18-01-2013, 05:54 AM
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(17-01-2013 08:01 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Dear Abby died yesterday. R.I.P.

Dear HamAttack,
My feet are too long
My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong
My friends they all tell me that I've no friends at all
Won't you write me a letter, won't you give me a call
Signed bewildered


Dear HamAttack,
You won't believe this
But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss
My girlfriend tells me it's all in my head
But my stomach tells me to write you instead
Signed noise-maker


Dear HamAttack,
Well I never thought
That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught
We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze
With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees
Signed just married
Dear HamataK.
My fountain pen leaks
My wife hollers at me and
my kids are all freaks
Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed

If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead
Signed unhappy



Dear unhappy,
You have no complaint
You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't

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Stop wishing for bad luck and
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