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03-03-2011, 12:48 AM
RE: Advice on cooking newborn baby...
Wait wait. You did check to make sure that is a christian baby, right?

We can only cure these terrible lesions and sores us atheists are plagued with with the blood of christians. Which... is pretty big evidence that the judeo-christian god is the correct one... so I don't know why we still cling to atheism.

Ask the baby if its accepted Jesus as its lord and savior. Then add some more paprika.

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03-03-2011, 02:20 AM
RE: Advice on cooking newborn baby...
Add - Parsley, Sage , Rosemary and a clock. Tongue

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03-03-2011, 02:46 AM
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(02-03-2011 07:48 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  Letting baby cook in it's own natural juices is the only way to go.
DUUUDE!! Have you even smelled the natural juices?

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03-03-2011, 06:53 AM
 
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(03-03-2011 12:48 AM)Buddy Christ Wrote:  Ask the baby if its accepted Jesus as its lord and savior. Then add some more paprika.

OMG Hilarious! Big Grin
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03-03-2011, 07:02 AM
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(03-03-2011 02:20 AM)No J. Wrote:  Add - Parsley, Sage , Rosemary and a clock. Tongue
Ok... I'll bite... a clock?

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03-03-2011, 12:57 PM
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(03-03-2011 07:02 AM)The_observer Wrote:  
(03-03-2011 02:20 AM)No J. Wrote:  Add - Parsley, Sage , Rosemary and a clock. Tongue
Ok... I'll bite... a clock?

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03-03-2011, 01:36 PM
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Tyme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tongue

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03-03-2011, 01:52 PM
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(03-03-2011 01:36 PM)No J. Wrote:  Tyme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tongue
lol

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02-05-2011, 08:44 PM
RE: Advice on cooking newborn baby...
1. That is an adorable baby.

2. I'd suggest chicken broth with delicate spices, don't want to overwhelm the natural flavors.

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03-05-2011, 02:30 AM
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How about a baby cake? :3



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