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18-01-2018, 07:56 AM
Afterlife
Okay so this is a brief ride on the woo train...but it's for funsies and not an actual belief in the afterlife...so...

In the past people were buried with the items they would need in the afterlife, what would you want buried with you so you could use it in the afterlife?

My list of afterlife items:

1. Yoga mat
2. Yoga mat cleaning spray
3. Chocolate cupcakes
4. A necklace I have that is important to me/sentimental value
5. lip gloss
6. hair brush because I don't want to be a hot mess in the afterlife Wink
7. I'm hoping my cat would "expire" from natural causes at the same time as me so we could be together since we are completely codependent on each other Hobo Tongue Laugh out load
8. Moisturizer (supple skin is important in the afterlife Thumbsup )
9. Mascara
10. Hiking boots
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18-01-2018, 08:09 AM
RE: Afterlife
Books
TV
Console and games
Sword, shield and armor so I could "ask" for whatever else I would need Wink

The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.

Mikhail Bakunin.
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18-01-2018, 08:30 AM
RE: Afterlife
French horn. Always wanted to learn it.
Ballet slippers and tap shoes, same reasons.
...I hope the after-death dance classes and orchestras will welcome novices, as we have all eternity to work on our skills...
Also a typewriter for draft one of my no-holds-barred memoir, To Hell and Back.
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18-01-2018, 08:32 AM
RE: Afterlife
A Big Ass Fan for when I am in hell.

"If you keep trying to better yourself that's enough for me. We don't decide which hand we are dealt in life, but we make the decision to play it or fold it" - Nishi Karano Kaze
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18-01-2018, 08:36 AM
RE: Afterlife
(18-01-2018 07:56 AM)jennybee Wrote:  ...
what would you want buried with you so you could use it in the afterlife?
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The internet.

So much still to learn.

Not that I could do much with that knowledge other than going around saying "told ya so" a lot.

(not to mention the porn, of course).

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18-01-2018, 08:36 AM
RE: Afterlife
Pictures of all of my loved ones
Birdseed and flower seeds so I can be surrounded by nature
Paper and colored pencils so I can create
Bottomless coffee cup
An oversized, warm and fuzzy cardigan
And finally, a book on revenge from the great beyond so I can finally smote my enemies

"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're probably on the menu."

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18-01-2018, 08:41 AM
RE: Afterlife
Pacifier. Eternity is the scariest thing there is.

Hell, I'll settle even for a thumb.

Or a tail Rolleyes

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"E se non passa la tristezza con altri occhi la guarderĂ²."
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18-01-2018, 08:41 AM
RE: Afterlife
The Handbook for the Recently Deceased.
Hobo
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18-01-2018, 08:51 AM
RE: Afterlife
(18-01-2018 08:41 AM)Thoreauvian Wrote:  The Handbook for the Recently Deceased.
Hobo

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18-01-2018, 08:55 AM
RE: Afterlife
(18-01-2018 08:41 AM)Thoreauvian Wrote:  The Handbook for the Recently Deceased.
Hobo

Rather have the audiobook version narrated by Morgan Freeman

"If you keep trying to better yourself that's enough for me. We don't decide which hand we are dealt in life, but we make the decision to play it or fold it" - Nishi Karano Kaze
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