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18-01-2018, 12:14 PM
RE: Afterlife
My Mac, my Cintiq, my kalimba, and a WiiFi signal.

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18-01-2018, 12:15 PM
RE: Afterlife
According to Christians I'm going straight to hell so my list reflects this. In no particular order.

1) A variety of types of music
2) Ballet shoes
3) Yoga mat
4) Make up.
5) Super fun sexy clothes and shoes to lure Satan into giving me better (cooler) living conditions
6) Failing that, a big ass air conditionair
7) My lap top and the internet

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He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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18-01-2018, 04:31 PM (This post was last modified: 18-01-2018 05:55 PM by Chas.)
RE: Afterlife
Vintage port, pâté on toasted baguette, and baroque horns.

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18-01-2018, 07:00 PM (This post was last modified: 18-01-2018 07:08 PM by Kaneda.)
RE: Afterlife
1. My laptop with a working wifi connetion and unexplainably limitless power.

2. An afterlife-time supply of the whiskey of my choosing.

3. A ready-and-willing prostitute, also of my choosing.

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(29-01-2018 08:58 AM)mordant Wrote:  The typical worldview of atheists doesn't come from atheism; atheism usually comes from the typical worldview. That is the worldview of the skeptic and empiricist.
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19-01-2018, 06:41 AM
RE: Afterlife
My monkey, a flashlight, my dagger, one of my sabers, my leather jacket & a clean pair of underwear...oh and some rope.

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19-01-2018, 07:06 AM
RE: Afterlife
(19-01-2018 06:41 AM)unsapien Wrote:  My monkey, a flashlight, my dagger, one of my sabers, my leather jacket & a clean pair of underwear...oh and some rope.

You're planning to go spelunking in clean underwear armed with a monkey?

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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19-01-2018, 07:09 AM
RE: Afterlife
I'd take a few maths books. If I'm gonna have eternity, I might as well do some maths. Actually fuck it. A net connection is the best thing. Otherwise after a few thousand years there's nothing to do.

But then the deads will start clogging up the net. All of us parking off being dead and googling shit... Watching live porn...

Fuck it I'm taking a nuclear weapon. Fuck alla you fucks. Have fun being radioactive particles. Hahahahahaha.

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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19-01-2018, 07:40 AM
RE: Afterlife
Is there electricity and internet in the afterlife? If so, my laptop. TV, DVDs, and CDs as well.

Regardless: board/card games, some books, and my Legos.
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19-01-2018, 07:41 AM
RE: Afterlife
(19-01-2018 07:09 AM)morondog Wrote:  All of us parking off being dead and googling shit... Watching live porn...

Don't you mean dead porn? Angel

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19-01-2018, 09:12 AM
RE: Afterlife
1) A comfy chair so I could watch you ladies do yoga Evil_monster
2) Internet (like what DLJ said) and a really nice computer
3) A tub of lube for..........reasons
4) Microwave popcorn and a microwave
5) Two cute kittens who are consummate lapcats
6) A laser pointer for #5

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The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
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