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19-01-2018, 09:51 AM
RE: Afterlife
(18-01-2018 10:36 AM)theophilus Wrote:  I won't need to take anything with me. Everything I will need is already there waiting for me. I am a Christian and Jesus promised that those who serve him faithfully will lay up treasures in Heaven. Of course it won't do any good to have treasure in Heaven unless you are sure that will be your destination. If any of you want to know how to get there I suggest you check this out: https://carm.org/answers-for-seekers

So I assume you believe that Jesus will provide you knee pads to make you feel better as you spend eternity blowing him?

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19-01-2018, 09:59 AM (This post was last modified: 19-01-2018 10:08 AM by adey67.)
RE: Afterlife
Laptop and unlimited internet access
Pictures of my two boys
Unlimited bacon
Unlimited varieties of cheese
Unlimited porterhouse steak and Dijon mustard
Unlimited southern fried chicken.
Unlimited wine, IPA,port, vodka and finest single malt whiskey (Irish and Scotish)
Unlimited Dunhill international cigarettes and finest Havana cigars
Unlimited lighter gas
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19-01-2018, 10:00 AM
RE: Afterlife
(19-01-2018 07:41 AM)Vera Wrote:  
(19-01-2018 07:09 AM)morondog Wrote:  All of us parking off being dead and googling shit... Watching live porn...

Don't you mean dead porn? Angel

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Heh- look at those two dead people... they're boning! Laugh out load

Laugh out loadLaugh out loadLaugh out load

Oh god... laugh, please. Someone? Anyone? Tongue
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19-01-2018, 10:01 AM
RE: Afterlife
(19-01-2018 07:40 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  Is there electricity and internet in the afterlife? If so, my laptop. TV, DVDs, and CDs as well.

Regardless: board/card games, some books, and my Legos.

You'd finally have time to put together some of those awesome Lego sets!
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19-01-2018, 10:04 AM
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(19-01-2018 10:00 AM)Emma Wrote:  Heh- look at those two dead people... they're boning! :

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19-01-2018, 10:05 AM
RE: Afterlife
(19-01-2018 09:51 AM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  
(18-01-2018 10:36 AM)theophilus Wrote:  I won't need to take anything with me. Everything I will need is already there waiting for me. I am a Christian and Jesus promised that those who serve him faithfully will lay up treasures in Heaven. Of course it won't do any good to have treasure in Heaven unless you are sure that will be your destination. If any of you want to know how to get there I suggest you check this out: https://carm.org/answers-for-seekers

So I assume you believe that Jesus will provide you knee pads to make you feel better as you spend eternity blowing him?
He will grow fat upon the vast quantities of holy semenTongue
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19-01-2018, 10:17 AM
RE: Afterlife
(18-01-2018 10:36 AM)theophilus Wrote:  I won't need to take anything with me. Everything I will need is already there waiting for me. I am a Christian and Jesus promised that those who serve him faithfully will lay up treasures in Heaven. Of course it won't do any good to have treasure in Heaven unless you are sure that will be your destination. If any of you want to know how to get there I suggest you check this out: https://carm.org/answers-for-seekers

I have it on good authority you won't be going there.
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19-01-2018, 10:18 AM
RE: Afterlife
(19-01-2018 10:04 AM)Vera Wrote:  
(19-01-2018 10:00 AM)Emma Wrote:  Heh- look at those two dead people... they're boning! :

[Image: tenor.gif?itemid=5515500]

Tongue

(Why do I like this gif so much?! Consider )

I've never seen it, but I love it too, now. Big Grin
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19-01-2018, 11:50 AM
RE: Afterlife
(19-01-2018 07:06 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(19-01-2018 06:41 AM)unsapien Wrote:  My monkey, a flashlight, my dagger, one of my sabers, my leather jacket & a clean pair of underwear...oh and some rope.

You're planning to go spelunking in clean underwear armed with a monkey?

The afterlife is a very strange place! These items are all as necessary as a good towel. Tongue

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19-01-2018, 11:56 AM
RE: Afterlife
(19-01-2018 11:50 AM)unsapien Wrote:  as necessary as a good towel

Especially if there's gonna be porn Angel

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